dont dm me unless you find me hilarious 🫩✌️

[bri80085]

none of my seven boyfriends posted me for national girlfriend day

#whatdatmean



[bri80085]

i made a 9/11 joke at a wedding today genuinely how was I supposed to know that one of the bridesmaids mom was at the World Trade Center when it happened 😭

i feel so bad

[bri80085]

my ex used to beat the hell out of me talking bout he loves me so much he can’t control his emotions and my dumbass believed him🫩✌️

[bri80085]

what the freak was i thinking signing up for summer school thinking i would like it knowing dang well my loser ass don’t even got friends during the normal school year

[bri80085]

just go ahead and start slobbing on my knob

[princessgirlluver]

[bri80085]

man fuck 4th of july my friends car caught fire and i’m jst now getting home from last night and im still somehow hungover

[bri80085]

happy 4th of july

(i literally couldn’t care less about this country i just love lana💗)

[bri80085]

[bri80085]

i’m depressed all year round ts is not seasonal

[bri80085]

What is the oldest youve been with

the oldest person i’ve been with was 22

[angelexile]

need to see his dick through my tummy when we fuck tbh

[bri80085]

How old are you?

old enough

[bri80085]

got in a fight with this girl and got my piercings ripped out

i won tho😛✌️

[bri80085]

dude i’m ovulating and it’s genuinely the worst my hand has been down my shorts for like 30 minutes now im tired of ts🫩✌️

[bri80085]

if another “poet” slides into my dms i’m genuinely gonna blow my shit clean off oml

[bri80085]

fawk we are losing the plot