Brain Lag

I messed up the name but it works so... Your regular shitpost blog dedicated to random thoughts/sentences/ideas that go through ones brain... 

[brian-lag]

just had a beautiful dream about bees

[brian-lag]

just had a beautiful dream about bees

[brian-lag]

i am an entity

[shittycryptids]

The Duolingo owl

[brian-lag]

people who think rain water is drinking water all have scoliosis now

[brian-lag]

big dick energy: when u cross the street and all the cars stop

[starscreamingg]

No

one

eats like Gaston 

Mini wheats like Gaston

No one says “this bitch empty” and y e e t s like Gaston 

[shitpostgenerator]

is it true that ideas are really just screaming gays?

[brian-lag]

once i had a dream that I was playing the violin and didnt realize the front door was open. Then Obama in sunglasses appeared and closed them for me without a word

[monicam]

my first attempt at a creepypasta (beginner here; go easy on me)

carpeted kitchen

[ozumikan]

夕雨のおわり sunset after the rain

[brian-lag]

zucchini zucchini make me a tortellini

[calamity-blossom]

You know what I realized? Willy is a nickname for William. Billy is also a nickname for William. But Billy Wonka is just wrong.

[anthony-samaniego]

[brian-lag]

cars with arms

[soras-majestic-butt]

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

[aphony-cree]

our thoughts aren’t always from us. Sometimes random thoughts are our brain trying to process and understand concepts we’ve heard from other people. Your reaction to that thought shows your true feelings on the subject

[stamtnek]

this actually makes me very relieved

[spiderinthecupboard-deactivated]

That information is very important for people suffering from intrusive thoughts. Thank you

[won-der-land89]