(i am on hiatus, indefinitely. reqs are open still for future!)

Gender Neutral/Masc focused fanfic blog with medium length but half-assed responses, no promises i'll answer in a timely manner either

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

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(writing this nsfw alphabet, this yandere alphabet, and this sfw alphabet template 4 now)

(can you guys even see the rules??.. its on the website thingy. if you cant it pretty much just sums up to dont do nothing weird, overly complex, or over 6 ppl)

working on writing:

Canada's reaction when reader MOANS????? while sparring for martial arts

England x male s/o who can only sleep hugging him

Submissive-bottom germany nsfw alphabet

America with super strong s/o whos scared of hurting him with their super strength

Axis aphrodisiac nsfw

Some brutal drabbles with yandere nordics

Russia & outspoken diplomat reader

Switzerland Alphabet.. But sub!

Canada with sick GN reader who wants to do everything themself

Switzerland Yandere Alphabet re-work

Russia and Canada were interested in the same

trying to turn on switz, can, + mystery guest when they’re at a meeting.

dating Russia if you were one of America’s states

canada taking care of (gender neutral) reader who has a cold but still tries to do everything by themselves

[everydaylouie]

touch tank

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

China hetalia cockwarming??

hey dude, can you not rush me?

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(ignore the fact im doing anything but writing, sorry yall.. but this has been on my mind as of late! ^_^’)

is it just me that noticed that being a male in selfshipping is lowkey the most shameful feeling on earth.. like in the least male loneliness epidemic sounding ass way possible, i am so thoroughly humiliated, especially in comparison to my female counterparts in regards to this.

like- i can see a 40 year old woman easily get away with liking an anime character but oh, if a male does? this is quite literally the only situation where a male is at even the mildest disadvantage in like.. anything, in the social sphere of life. like again, i hope this doesn’t come off impolite at all to anyone but oh my GOD im nervous for when i got older cause i don’t wanna feel like a creep 😭😭😭

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

bro thought he was gonna get somewhere with that 😭

“thisll get em!” ahh

[21iskindafunny]

His squishy toy

[mimicmimikyuwrites]

Ivan!! Gifs! Gifs of Ivan!!!

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

Could I request headcanons for Medieval/Sengoku period Japan falling in love with a foreign Black female reader, who is the servant/slave of a European nation or a high-ranking diplomat/missionary that brought her to Japan with them on business? Since this is Medieval Japan, she’s the first Black person he’s ever seen, so he’s completely fascinated with her because she’s unlike anyone he’s ever encountered. He becomes Yandere for her and tries to steal her away to be his wife or offers her freedom in exchange for her hand in marriage. Alternatively, he could try to buy her from her master or he could kill him depending on whether they’re cruel to reader or not but there’s a lot of ways this could go so you could go any route you want but i could see him being reader’s savior or liberator. However, since she’s a slave, she probably doesn’t speak Japanese and isn’t very knowledgeable about japan, leading to a language barrier and cultural differences but i think it’d be a cute and interesting love story between two people from two completely different walks of life somehow coming together to make it work.

i really hate to say no to two requests in a day, and i am really really sorry, but i just.. i dunno. i cant think of a way to go about this one or anything. 😓 it just looks hard to write in a sense idk i jst cant. good idea, difficult to execute in my opinion. again, so so sorry.

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

Headcanons for the Allies and Axis reacting to their s/o breaking the world record for the most babies born at one time, and all of them surviving without complications!

Their s/o not only breaks the world record for the most babies born in a single birth but also sets the record for the highest number of babies to survive! To put it into perspective, the highest number of babies recorded was a Italian woman named Doretha, who allegedly gave birth to 11, and the longest-surviving multiple birth was octuplets. But now, their s/o gives birth to an incredible 13 or 15 babies—and all of them are healthy, with no complications to either the babies or the mother.

What makes it even more unbelievable is that throughout the pregnancy, doctors thought their s/o was only carrying one or two babies, as they didn’t even show signs of carrying that many at all! How would the Allies and Axis react to this jaw-dropping situation?

i can't anon, i am so sorry.. it's not only past my limit on characters, but i also just.. dont want to?? i dont hate pregnancy in general in requests but this one just doesnt do it for me. 😭😭 i am so sorry bro i just cant

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

i got a hundred followers... should i do an event or nah?

dude NO you already have enough to write

do it

Voting ended onOct 6, 2024

[austriasmole]

Hello, Hetalia fandom ‼️

It can be difficult to find certain Hetalia episodes, so I’ve compiled every Hetalia episode (sub and dub) into a Google Drive, alongside navigation docs for easy searching. Every episode is on here, including the movie and OVAs for both sub and dub. Happy watching :)

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

England with a boy s/o who is insomniac and can only fall sleep while hugging him... so he waits England to come home to sleep in his lap while he finishes work

England x male s/o who can only sleep hugging him

yeeehaw!! so sorry for the wait anon i tried but i kept feeling like i got something wrong💔(character wise) side note btw,, i wrote this while making a j.ai bot for him since working on it suddenly reminded me of this and i was in a writing mood!! (sorry if there's any errors in grammar too btw i am ZOINKED AS FUCK rn. THIS UNSATISFACTORY ENDING SECTION IS PISSING ME OFF.)

IM SORRY IF THIS DOESNT FEEL LIKE X MALE READER I DIDNT REALLY HAVE A WAY TO FIX IT UP SO I COULD IMPLY THAT :(

England

England honestly isn't the most huggy-kissy type, but this is a major exception. Plus, it makes him feel rather good knowing he's the one you go to for such a thing. Makes him feel loved. Plus it's something nice for him to go home to!

Though, admittedly, he does worry a bit. Sometimes he has to go for a week or so, world meetings and the alike.. And he can't always bring you, even if he'd like to. Might want to try and get you hooked onto something else too? Like a stuffed animal, or maybe get you a cat if really needed.. Honestly whatever you can latch onto that's around your height/bigger and prefferably something that can be warm.

Ignoring such issues though.. He's definitely the type to idly mess with you hair, or just pet the top of your head while doing this. Such repetitive motions are rather calming in his book, something akin to the gentle motion you may experience in a rocking chair.

Honestly though, about the first section. He really misses the sensation of having somebody cling onto him. It brings him back, in a way that's sort of bittersweet to him. He tries his very hardest to be of comfort to you so he won't repeat any past mistakes, he wants you to be happy with him, and to stay.

Probably would try out giving you tea, see if that helps you at all. He's a hard believer in chamomile tea before bed, even if it doesn't give any notable amount of repair. It helped him before, so he felt it was a good, safe, choice. Goes for getting you sleeping medication too, even if, again, it doesn't do anything.

Odd detail: he'd probably read his work papers to you while working since it puts you right to sleep (and though he thinks it helps you due to the noise, it's actually due to how boring it is). Probably wakes you up when he's done though, since he is OLD and doesn't want to carry you to bed like you deserve. Honestly not the worst thoug, he's trying his hardest.

[rinmiko]

me: god i hate hetalia, i hate england and france so much

also me: HETALIA MUSICAL 2024 WHAT THE FUCK, FRUK??? FACE HOLDING??? ANOTHER WEDDING WITH ACTUAL GOOD OUTFITS??? HUH?? KISS WHEN???

[soon-palestine]

[soon-palestine]

[zours025]

ARGHH FUCKING GET HIM!!!

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im so sorry to the

Germany NSFW Alphabet (submissive/bottom ger.)

anon that i accidentally posted the answer to WHILE still writing it. IM SO SORRY.