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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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Today's Document
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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Sweet Seals For You, Always

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@brianlikesmen
me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack
jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread
Did it the lazy easy way:Ā
It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: ādonāt put longer than 30 minutesā effort into a fetish jokeā. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.
FETISH?????????
god i wish i were you
Whitch part is the fetish? Bread or PokƩmon?
Iām so sorry to have to be the one to tell you this but itās the bread
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS THE BREAD
Itās my birthday send nudes
this is literally what hieroglhyps were i think
me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
Date idea: we share a bottle of wine in our underwear and then I give you head for like an hour
Come @ me with this energy or stay homeĀ
Tall People Troubles
Can I get their number
straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words āher girlfriendā or āhis boyfriendā or how I ascend to heaven when I hear āher wifeā and āhis husbandā
Female customer: āI donāt have a rewards card but my partner might.ā
Me, ears perking up: āGreat! Can I have their name?ā
Customer: āItās Stephanie ____ā
Me: stupidly wide smile and faint twinkle in eyes because holy crap Iām not alone
These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy
When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant womanās door and she said sheād āhave to talk to the missusā in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that Iām not homophobic Iām just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana
My soul when I see Queer people visibly and openly living their best Queer lives:
The new Hunger Games novel is set 64 years before the 75th Hunger Games⦠So the 11th Games.. you know who was in the 11th Hunger Games?
The generational divide came and punched them in the face