Some Memes Or Something

Aka czarofel if you know me from the other hellscape Concept of a man, and of an object

[yesterdaysprint]

Life magazine, February 1916

[surfingkaliyuga]

“…And Stay Down!” Charles Keegan 1998

[catgirl-kaiju]

this is how it feels to have an adblocker

[catgirl-bartender]

how it feels to shoot a gnome #cottagecore

[squaresaw]

So last month I got hit by a car and died right. Which I didn't initially realize until I watched some guy haul my body into his pickup and drive off. Which, being that it's deep in rural Michigan, I assume means my body will make some venison jerky and maybe some wall decoration, and I'll be resigned to being one of hundreds of deer ghosts floating around Saginaw, which is w/e. But then I find out the guy works at a taxidermy shop or something, and he's actually pretty good at stuffing and mounting deer carcasses, which I come to find out when I find myself face to face with my old body in the shop window. So naturally, I figure since ghosts need to possess something to interact with the living world and etc etc etc the most logical thing to do is to possess my own body, since it's basically a statue of myself. And a little surprisingly, it actually fits like a glove. Like, since it's my body, it feels like stepping right back into place. So I get out of town and back to my herd, eventually. And that's where the trouble starts coming into it, because after I get settled again, I don't know how to explain to everyone else what feels so weird. Like since I can move my body and do everything I used to do, it's functionally the same, like nothing happened. Or it SHOULD be, so I don't know how to explain how it's NOT. But it's just hard to explain it to someone who's never been hit by a truck I guess

[fiollaigean]

"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

[fiollaigean]

kidnapping stalking insanity sleepwalking cannibalism and teeth, gaslighting gun violence pipe murder and silence and medical trauma and meat. bugs in your body and poisoned black coffee and self-mutilation and lies, police brutality breaks from reality suicide spiders and eyes. paaaaaranoia degloving the uncanny valley and running like prey to survive, agonies torture and drowning and falling and then being buried alive.

[jadedanddark]

OP i CANNOT accept your crimes of leaving the full version in the replies because this is ART.

[reslake]

I've always thought Margarita would be a beautiful name for a little girl

[reslake]

And her beautiful sister Cosmopolitan

[whats-a-bear]

naming my daughter Rum &

hold on post canceled why the fuck did my keyboard recommend this emoji to me

[effemimaniac]

Rum & The Eyeless One

[valtsv]

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

[memes-or-something]

[valtsv]

why listen to these so-called "experts" when you could listen to me, a guy who visibly isn't well

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[queersona]

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

[virtualgirladvance]

Cuntula

[mysticalalleycat]

[screenshotsofdespair]

[wizardarchetypes]

the thing about adulthood is when someone says something extremely rude to you, you can either turn the other cheek or calmly & firmly correct them. The third option is to tell them “say that again, I’ll bite you” & everyone sort of nervously laughs and tries to move on from your little joke. Which is why I think it’s very important that when they do say it again you follow through. Nobody actually expects you to bite them. We should be biting more. Also if you’re with the county health department do not read thi s post

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t tg at at a tg t t , ca t t t t c ca & cct t. T t t t t t “a tat aga, ’ t ” & t ag a t t tt . c t t’ tat tat t a t aga tg. acta ct t t t. tg . A ’ t t ct at att t a t t

Closest match: Culicoides sonorensis genome assembly, scaffold: scaffold117 Common name: Biting midge

[memes-or-something]

She biting my midge til i string

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t ag t: ’ g a t a cct. ag a gat t. a t a tt ct. “ a a g.” atc a. A a !AT c t a tat gg “t g.” gt t t c, tat gg… “ a a g at t t t ct t a acg a.” gt a , a gg “t g” ag t !AT, C gg “ac aa”. t c gg a cg. T tg c’t gt a tt, a a a t tag a , g t ga ag.

Closest match: Fragum fragum genome assembly, chromosome: 11 Common name: White strawberry cockle

[gerardwaygirlmoments]

The End by MCR / Edmund Temper by Amigo the Devil / Different Anymore by Amigo the Devil / Mama by MCR / Edmund Temper by Amigo the Devil / The End by MCR / The Recluse by Amigo the Devil

[hootenanie]

overheard an old man talking about how he got a great deal on a bouquet of flowers and is excited to give them to his wife whose in the hospital rn because they'll make her "happier than a faggot in boytown". insane thing to say

[pukicho]

Humans are born wanderers. Don't tell me you don't wanna veer sharp left off this trail and get lost for 30 days. I fucking know you do, deep down. You love it.

[duckdotcom]

brb gotta to go splash water on my face in the mens bathroom and look haggardly at myself in the mirror

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

can you do that somehwhere else i'm changing my baby right here and he is freaking the fuck out

[duckdotcom]

*holds your baby up to the mirror and he rapidly becomes more haggard as my face reverts steadily to an expression of youthful cheer*

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this, please feel free to use

[i-am-a-fish]

I made this post a couple months ago, and I completely forgot that I made it

today has been one of the worst days of my entire life, and this post somehow made its way back to me, like a mental-health chef boyardee can.

it actually helped me a lot

[i-am-a-fish]

have some more

[googiekitsch-deactivated2024071]

we all have that ONE friend who HATES being hit over the head with a metal pipe😂 and cries PLEASE DONT HIT ME WITH A METAL PIPE MY SKULL IS FRACTURED during METAL PIPE NITE😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀😂🤣

[klettari]