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@bridesgays
âsheâs gonna fill this pool today, got me fucked upâ
Take Your Bugs With You Without Squishing Them In Your Pocket.
ghost in the house: GET OUT. I WILL TAKE YOU-
real estate agent: chill, its me.
ghost: oh hey. have you sold it yet.
real estate agent: obviously NOT, idiot.
There were several times as a child where I just stopped what I was doing and told myself, âNever forget this moment. Remember this moment for your whole life. Youâre not allowed to forget it.â
So now I look back and try to remember my childhood birthdays and happiest moments and⊠nada. That one time I stopped and hyperfocused on a patch of moss in the woods? Crystal clear.
Next time a conspiracy theorist tries to tell you âwhat really happenedâ, present a more outlandish theory and accuse them of covering up the truth.
Conspiracy Theorist: âThe moon landing was faked!â
Me: âPfft, you believe in the moon?â
canât stop thinking about the cursed freaky friday dvd we got
Elaborate
so when freaky friday came out my family was OBSESSED like we rented it to the point where we decided to buy it but we couldnât find a copy anywhere until we got one at a gas station on the edge of town. immediately we brought it home and turned it on. we couldnât figure out how to turn the subtitles off but we loved it so much so we didnât care. until a few minutes in. gradually the subtitles stopped matching the actual dialogue and at first it was like casual conversation that we didnât think anything of then it started saying like âget in the carâ and âtheyâll never find youâ and all this weird shit. we kept reading out of curiousity but then the sound cut out and it made a hissing noise. there was a deep voice that said âwhereâs bobâ which is my dad who wasnât home at the time so my mom hopped up and threw that fucker out
this didnât stop our love so we bought another at walmart and didnât have a problem
A funny thing about introducing a new queen into a hive that has lost its queen (or one that youâve killed because her brood was too fighty).Â
You have to introduce the new queen into the hive with these special queen cages that are stopped up with candy, and are open enough to let the hive smell the new queen, but not open enough that they can get in there and kill her.
Because they will kill her.Â
When you first put the new queen in she smells like an intruder, but by the time it takes the bees to eat through the candy and free the queen, the queenâs pheromones will have had time to work and the hive will have gotten used to her.
From the outside this kinda seems like:Â
âYeh, we were all going to murder you to death before, but weâre full of candy now, so weâre cool. Oh yeh, and how about you be the new queen and stuff. Yeh, thatâs cool too.âÂ
beekeeping is really weird
Listen, strange bee queens lyinâ in cages distributinâ candy is no basis for a system of government.
owls are bullshit and hereâs why
@dubydoods
this is what an owl looks like without feathersÂ
look at it.
its like it came from the labyrinth.
thanks! i hate it
My HEART
SOFT AND GOOD
creepypasta time
the creepiest pasta is lasagna, imo. how did it get so wide
some kid just skateboarded down my street crying