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ofeliagrace:

Shark guy, yes. No worries, no inflatable sharks will be brought. I’m sure he has some of those handy, I can’t imagine that being something he doesn’t own. You should invite your sister. It seems she’s been having a sad time now that she’s twenty-fun. I am super excited then. If anyone gets fucked up, it’s you.

Good, because nothing says mood killer like one of us accidentally popping the shark, and shark boy crying for an hour. Which sister? Bailey J? Even if I invited her, she’d tell me to fuck off. She hates me, and I’m pretty sure she’d have been perfectly happy if a kangaroo murdered me in Australia. Just drag her along, and then once she’s here, I’ll lock all the doors and pour tequila down her throat. What can I say? Go hard or go home is my motto.

#dash: ofelia.

ofeliagrace:

Ah, Bridget. A girl after my own heart. I’ll count myself, Caleb and Cobie in for playing this weekend. It’ll be fun, that’s for sure. Waivers though? Seriously? What kind of trouble are you planning on getting us into?

Ofelia, my one true female love. Great! Caleb is the shark guy, right? Tell him not to bring inflatable sharks, but he can bring shark fin ice cubes for the drinks. Of course it’ll be fun, I’m the host. I’ve never thrown a dull get together in my life, apart from when I was 10 and my mother crashed it by blasting Bon Jovi. Yes, seriously. I got given some Sunset Rum, and it’s 84%, so I think we all need the waivers as a precaution. True American is about to get truly Bridgified.

#dash: ofelia.

There’s nothing in life I love more than crushing a guys heart. Goodbye, Rodrigo, it was fun while we lasted. Actually, I’m lying. No it wasn’t. Onto bigger and better, though! No use in dwelling on the past. Who’s down for playing some True American this weekend? I’ll provide the booze, as long as you all sign waivers.