(( and it's in this moment i fall in love with a jerk. ))
“oh em ef gee!!” And cue the sudden change of emotion and tone…
“i don’t give a shit what you feel or think. thanks for makin’ contact, though if you keep poppin’ up you’ll be my next slave.”
“if i come home and you aren’t naked already, then you’ll have wronged me.”
“you have ten minutes.”
SIR YES SIR <3








