anyways, Looney Tunes’ Instagram declared Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck canon so don’t touch me i’m not normal alright

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anyways, Looney Tunes’ Instagram declared Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck canon so don’t touch me i’m not normal alright
So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up
The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect
So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs
And he's Immediately like
The professional disgust, I'm living
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I’ve got you, kitten. 📷 Sean Clark #acroshibari #knottyacrocats #shibari #rope #ladybase #acroyoga #kinbaku #kinkytuesdays #boundflow (at Numbers Nightclub)
After a particularly tricky and uncomfortable moment during the removal-and-reinsertion of my birth control implant, when I let out a whine and called myself a wimp the doctor said “you’re doing really good”
I laughed it off but it definitely helped me get through the rest.
Later on, something else made me wince and the doctor soothed down “It’s okay, don’t look, we’re almost done.” and the voice was just patronizing enough for me to happily steal the line.
for the anon who said please 💕
hey bestie i heard your 1850s doctor diagnosed you with hysteria and i’m here to help
Kinoko Shibari
When I say I have a priest kink I mean I want to be so sexy I turn a man away from god
Fuck you’re so right
“And, who does that cunt belong to?”
“You.”
“Say it.”
“My cunt belongs to you, Sir.”
And that’s what makes those sentences so precious, when they’re drawn out at challenging moments: the manifest evidence that they are achievements, hard-won.
You’re not stupid, dear. Not by a long shot. You’re so intelligent and you always make me proud. But I know how stressed and tired you are, especially after the day you’ve had, so just lie down and let me fuck every thought out of your pretty little head.
I want someone else to brush my teeth, but not in a dominant way.
Like someone cooing at me and worshipping me while brushing my teeth and making comments of fear because I am mighty.
Me at the start of fucking Puddin, drunk on power: "awww you're so brainless like this. I love you, cute bimbo"
Me approximately 20 minutes later, drooling and drunk on girl dick: "I can't think or remember if it's safe, plz cum in me"
Earlier today I made Puddin* scream.
It was super entertaining. I didnt go mad with power but I did ride a high of enjoyment from it. She's never /screamed/ like that before. But then, I havent worked on her anal training as much as I have other things. And when I fingered her, all she could do was shriek.
At a point I managed to fold his legs up. Straddled over him. And I rode his cock in a reverse mating press until he came.
Learning this position is feasible is only going to lead to chaos.
I can't bite her.
Everyone has their limits, squicks, triggers, whatever label applies. And the moment teeth touch her she is yanked out of play and into defense.
I don't want to do harm. So I practice making out without biting since the plague keeps us apart any way.
I shouldn't be biting regardless. My teeth and jaw are always sore. Bad genetics and bad healthcare
Why does it matter? I dont know that it does. I have always bitten the people I love, so maybe it's just yet another thing that's going to be unique about her.
I can't bite her. How else should I mark her as mine?
i might remake again
i kinda need to destroy this painfully detailed log of some of the worst parts of my life and there’s too much to sort through one by one
so if i do, it’ll be with a new name and i’ll like.. make a post and follow my friends n faves
we’ll see