Absolute Brainrot

26 She/They #1 Team Gai Defender Side blog-> chronic-sonic-user

[nin-dy-tro]

As a Naruto fan of 20 years, I can confidently assure you that Boruto is not real

[dykeferatu]

[dykeferatu]

[skopostheorie]

[malinaa]

what if we all explode

[amajorsystem]

[beardedmrbean]

[certified-anti-microsoft-posts]

Certified Anti-Microsoft post

[iamanewvagina101]

[cipheramnesia]

Hmm, maybe I should go back and rewrite everything 🤔

[siderealglimmer]

Everything?

Will the alphabet still start with A?

[cipheramnesia]

The alphabet will start at 9

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[ambergrief]

i just rlly like the way hes holdinh aponhwbob in this picture holding him ever so gently with an extended finger like a perch for a small bird

[ambergrief]

supporting his lower back and neck so he can sit up like a newborn baby

[morgutio-benvolio]

[cumdumpguru]

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

[blogurbane]

Things we don’t need to hear!

[morgutio-benvolio]

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

[punkitt-is-here]

[unbearable-lightness-of-ink]

dear smut writers,

to lave means to wash/bathe/lap at, and it's in basically every sex scene ever

a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it, and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes

so when you say things like this:

I am imagining things like this:

[abalidoth]

Is this what they mean by CNC kink?

[gaycatastrophe]

wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

[puppiesdoglover]

Seven Thousand Puppies

[puppiesdoglover]

And Plenty More Where That Came From…

[hadesisqueer]

Two World Cup finalists from opposing teams in this fucking picture, this sport isn't real

[hadesisqueer]

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

[joyflameball]

[patheticwhimsy]

2017 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2018 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2019 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2020 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

i’m not fucking joking this time folks

2021 mood

[patheticwhimsy]

2022:

[patheticwhimsy]

2023

[itberice]

2026 mood FOR REAL

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]