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Send “Hush, do you want to get caught?”
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My friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented
Viperyean and thesadistic-serpent started following you.
The Vessel
HAZAMA paid Relius’s evident sarcasm no mind, even if the bow that Relius gave incited in Hazama a desire only to kick it lower – to kick Relius down, so that the other man KISSED the ground near where Hazama’s feet fell; the sarcasm was even appreciated, on some level, as a show of banter between them both, something light which could be carried between two HEAVY people.
But just as Hazama made dinner plans with Relius Clover, so too – behind those gleaming, golden eyes – did he consider where best to place the KNIFE in Relius’s back. The spine? How funny it would be to sever the BRAIN from the BODY in that last, traitorous act; before the curtain fell upon THIS world, and rose somewhere else.
“Hm? I think anyone can succumb to FOOD poisoning if given the chance… Anything here might not exactly be up to STANDARD, if you want my honest opinion!”a
“Perhaps you are correct. The only real way to know is to go inside, don’t you think?”
Relius himself had many dark thoughts about the ever smiling captain. He knew about Hazama’s little pain issue. He found himself thinking about what he could put the man through. All the amazing expirements that could be done to him. Perhaps when this was all over, and Relius had gotten what he wanted, he could follow through. Of course, this may not be the best time to think about somethings, whether Hazama could tell or not.
But he thought. And he thought. more and more about how he could test the boundaries. However, the more he thought about it, the more he realized the captain would probably enjoy it. Enjoy being tied down and cut again and again. That didn’t stop him from thinking about it. He never voiced it, however. No. That would be foolish.
Thefaithful-wolf started following you.
The Loyal
“We are not friends and you know it…I can’t believe you had audacity to even say such a thing.”He responded and the cold look in his eyes remained. He wasn’t sure what the other was up to, but he would definitely keep his guard up.
“Come now, Valkenhayn. We are both respectable gentlemen. I believe we can have a nice, friendly chat.” The mask made it no easier to read the man. His true intentions could be very different from what he portrayed.
The Vessel
hazama was more clever than that, and less prone to falling for such childish antics. He didn’t look down, his fingers feeling up the front of his own chest in order to adjust the tie from feeling alone. He spent every morning putting this getup – disposition and attitude and cheery, model NOL officer smile all – after all; he knew the routine by mere muscle memory.
“You’re not actually trying to DENY your perversions, are you? Please, Colonel; there’s no need for you to hide the sort of man you really are from the likes of me, you know. Just because you’re a disgusting, lewd, masked PERVERT doesn’t mean I don’t find you … interesting to hang around. Why don’t you try EMBRACING who you really are, for once? It might even do you some good.”
He supposed he shouldn’t have assumed he would look down. After all, this was Hazama. The Puppeteer lowers his hand, not showing any displeasure in his face, lest his keen-eyed companion pick up on it. Relius never could pinpoint exactly what he thought of the oh so cheery smile the captain displayed. It made every ounce of his body want to slap it out of him. At the same time, it made him want to smile himself, for he knew that the fangs in that smile were d r i p p i n g with venom, just waiting to sink into unsuspecting prey.
“You don’t seem to understand, Hazama. I may wear a mask, and be interesting to hand around, but I am no pervert.” The thrown accusation both amused and annoyed Relius. The way Hazama always managed to do so is part of the reason he enjoyed the other’s presence. Very few were able to invoke the same reactions within him. “You know, Hazama, if either of us were to be labelled as a pervert, I do believe it would be you. Or have you not noticed all the disgusting things you do? For example, sleeping with a subordinate.”
rISES FROM THE EARTH
Fuck me, I’m back and ready to gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You Know What?
//Speaking of Central Fiction. I Pre-ordered the Limited Edition for two reasons. The artbook and thinking I’d get Es.
//The artbook is more or less just porn, and Es wasn’t here.
//Because fuck me, right?
Holy Shit He’s Back.
//Yes, sorry about my absence. My computer died on me, and it took a while to fix it. Then I had to get all my files and shit. Don’t worry, though. I’m back now.
//Well... Not 100% yet. I still have to beat Central Fiction first. For the most part, though, I’m back.
The Vessel
HAZAMA took a deft, THREATENED step backwards. “Ah, ah. Now, Relius … you PASSED your chance to ride that particular gravy train – I’m a TAKEN MAN, remember? If you want to touch me like that, well now … you’re going to need to take it up with the WOMAN in question, no? After all, she was the one who made the DISCOVERY of your particular… oh, perversion of my body.”
“That right there is exactly why I found it funny you called me a pervert. I reach my hand out and you immediately assume impure intentions. I was merely gesturing for you to fix your tie.” Relius’ face was unreadable. The tie was, in fact, crooked. Relius was the one to do it. He knew how seriously Hazama took his fashion, so he had done it using the same speed the Imperator had taught him. It was a useful trick, if not a slight bit tiring.
Back on track, however, Relius was waiting or Hazama to look down, so he could finish the punchline by moving his hand up and smacking his nose with his finger. He had read about the prank in a book.
I'm sorry
Hazama: I should give Relius a call *picks up phone and dials number*
Relius: Hm? *hears phone ringing and picks up* Hello?
Hazama: Good morning, Daddy. I wanted to tell yo-
Relius: *hangs up*
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OKAY, GUYS, this is just a quick word of warning if you currently have your sound muted or if you’re on mobile. There are HALLOWEEN NOISES for publishing posts, when you send an IM, and when an IM is received. So far, I’ve had a ghost keen, a grown, a scream, and a moan. If unprovoked noises freak you out, mute your computer or stay mobile till MIDNIGHT EST going into the first of November. Feel free to reblog <3
Viperyean and thesadistic-serpent started following you.
The Vessel
“DON’T go telling me what to do or don’t do,” Hazama replied. He said it rather lightly, and with his signature smile, but the warning tone inside of it was EVIDENT – the threat implied, however, empty. A factoid the both of them knew quite well; regardless of what Relius did, REGARDLESS OF RELIUS’S LECTURES AND DEMANDS AND COMMANDS, regardless of whether he imposed or did not impose, Hazama would do nothing to him.
For now. That was the lynchpin in his every warning.
“Ah, here?” Hazama let out a slight sniff of disdain. “Hm, with HOPE – you and I will make it out of here without food poisoning.”
“Oh, excuse me, sir.” Relius gave a sort of mock bow at the others empty warning. He knew that all of this was just a means to an end. Deep inside, though, he sort of wished it could last. Despite himself, he did rather enjoy being around Hazama.
But it wouldn’t last.
He knew that.
“Please, Hazama, you believe me so careless as to get food poisoning? Come now, be reasonable.”
The Vessel
“IS it so vulgar when the occasion PROMPTS it?” He was not so bile - tongued as his dear counterpart, after all – asshole is almost a kindness in comparison to what TERUMI may have slid out. “Wanting to watch me squirm like that, gosh, Relius. A pervert as well as an asshole? Have you no shame?”
“Funny for you to speak of shame.” Relius reached a hand out, as if threatening to touch the chest they were just talking about, but with little force actually holding it there. “But, yes, I suppose it is quite sick isn’t it?”
Puppetevr started following you.
The Reflection
“Hmmm?” Questioned the other male, scruff rubbed as a gloved hand came up to rub his chin. There was no doubt about it… it was, well, him. “I suppose this would happen eventually, as long as everything has been…destabilized.” Relius paused, “for now, anyways… Hm.”
“I suppose one of us has to change.” He joked lightly.
“I’d rather not. I quite like this outfit.” A light chuckle escaped Relius’ lips. “I wonder how Hazama would react to this.”
Relius toyed with his cuff a bit. “The only real question here is whose universe this really is. If it’s either of ours.” Relius had to admit, it was weird talking to himself out loud.
Blackgrimoire started following you.
???
He’d been following along behind the guy for a while now, certain he’d stumbled upon a very important target. The blonde hair, the mask, the fanciful style of his clothing… it was as Carl described him. Relius Clover. He didn’t intend to confront the man alone, of course. But perhaps if he could just find out where he was going and give that info to Carl…
Alas, it wouldn’t be quite so easy to outsmart him. He realized as much when the man called out to him, and after a few moments of hesitation, he stepped out from his cover; close to the exit of the alley onto the street.
“So, it’s cliche for sure, but… what if I say no?”
So they revealed themselves. A child, by the looks of it. Red hair. Yellow coat. Nothing too special, but at he same time, he seemed familiar. Where had he seen this child before.
Who ever they were, they sure were determined. They had followed him for a while. As if they were trying to find out where he was going. Relius truly didn’t care about that too much.
“I suppose that response was foreseeable, wasn’t it? You may say no, but I do ask you at least state why you are following me.”
Glassfilledx started following you.
Kind Past Reason
‘ … relius clover , yes ? ‘ here , here she stands ! so vocal . tender - soft . a small , frustrated maiden clung to the past where she proclaimed her resting place . ‘ yuuki terumi is no friend of mine , ‘ not anymore . ‘ & kazuma kval is … no , nevermind . ‘
“Ah, yes. I suppose Terumi brings no good memories into your mind, does he? I’ve heard about your attraction to little Kazuma. I’m glad, really. I out a lot of thought into him.” He was surprised by her voice. He didn’t know what he expected. Spite, maybe? Either way, it wasn’t there.
Castleofclovers started following you.
The Children
“Well, if isn’t my father. I see that Fluctus Redactum- Oh, I’m sorry-my mother is with you.”
“...”
“Yes, your mother is here. Tell me, how has Ada been? I hope she has been at least effective.”