BRILLOOM

Bri

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature

[ukrainian-psycho]

I'm taking a bath with lights off and a lit scented candle, I thought it would be a nice relaxing experience but I feel like a draugr in a skyrim dungeon

[sombersquid]

[devinellekurtz]

Baby Appa is here to heal your soul

[somecutething]

[lioness--hart]

Depression: No do thing. Tired.

Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep.

Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[lioness--hart]

Insomnia: You Are Awake.

Me: Okay well. Maybe now I can get some stuff done.

Depression: You fool. You absolute goddamn idiot

[buggyeyes]

[poemswords]

[alexander]

idk if i posted this yet but this is the video that popped into my head when my friend said she may join a sorority

[unclefather]

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[gurl-blunt]

I have never related more to anything on this website than the change getting queefed out of this silicone pussy.

[starkwillendurestone]

we need a new plague. I am REPULSED. 

[thethingsifindfunny]

im equal parts grossed out and amused

[kameratar]

september is bisexual bewareness month… beware… be aware…. they’re out there. and no laws apply to them for the month………… good luck.

[margaritaville-remade]

dancing bees young and sweet only seven bees

[queernigga]

[silverhawk]

my date: hey im kinda hungry, u got anything for me to eat???? :)))

me: oh sure :)))

me: [walks over to my fridge and opens it]

me: the blue ones are my favorite u can have as many orange and purple ones as you want

[seashellronan]

something: *exists*

me: hmm okay

something: *is pink*

me: oooooh yes add to fuckin cart baby

[sunshineysprinkles]

If you’re reading this, it’s too late. The positive vibes are already coming for you, get ready. You have no choice but to have a good day now.

[parakeet]

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

[vibinwitch]

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

[beyonslayed]

“you guac baby girl make that nigga pay extra” 😭😭😭😭😭

[southernteddybear-deactivated20]

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭