Name's Toaster!

Yo! My name's Toaster! I'm totally the brother of Blaster! Cool, right? So, hit me up! And no, I won't make you giant toast. I've tried that before. It was very very messy and I don't want to remember that time so please don't ask about it. M!A Status: None/accepting Status: Single/Free-Frags? [Indie Autobot Toaster ask/rp blog. This isn't technically an OC since he was a real character. But, let's face it, I have no idea what the real character is like.] [NSFW is possible, as I am above the 18+ requirement. You 17? Okay, I'll deal, 'cause I know there are different laws. Anything lower is a no] [Art is not mine unless stated so.]

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spinning-the-classics replied to your post “seekerchargeburst replied to your post:ENERGON NOG ROCKS~ is going to...”

He can have a sip, baby bro.

Bro, it's got high grades innit though!

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[I'm having too much fun with these rules. XD]

[Rule 23 and 24 are great]

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seekerchargeburst replied to your post:ENERGON NOG ROCKS~

is going to wonder what it tastes like

You are not going to know what this tastes like until you’re, like my age.

[seekerchargeburst-deactivated20]

Cue the rolling of optics and a defeated look.

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Cue the huggling and drunk loving up of the nephew.

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seekerchargeburst replied to your post:ENERGON NOG ROCKS~

is going to wonder what it tastes like

You are not going to know what this tastes like until you're, like my age.

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ask-the-gestalts replied to your post:ENERGON NOG ROCKS~

YEAH IT DOES MAN

I THINK I'M A LITTLE DRUNK NOW.

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spinning-the-classics replied to your post “ENERGON NOG ROCKS~”

Ya drinkin' already?

SOMEONE GAVE ME SOME AND SLAG IT'S SO GOOD BRO!

[pothw]

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pothwspukepit:

ok, so as i was talking about earlier, i have to  give away at random one of the props from Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone. I’ve had them for 10 years and I think its time for one of them to find a new home.

At random i will give away one of the following - An envelope for Mr Potter, A Knut, A Sickle or a Galleon (all are actually minted by a bank) or the Gringotts cheque as shown in my frame.

now i’m not asking you to follow me or any of those other stupid things the Tumblr Giveaway’s do, just reblog this post and when there are enough enough reblogs i will announce a winner at random

good luck!

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ENERGON NOG ROCKS~

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Visit Original Link

Rule 18: Hugs make everything better!

[I fixed it. Like, jfc I love you Audacity! 8D]

[And phone app that let me record via that in wav form. ^_^]

[But srsly this sounds better, even if I didn't script this bs]

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silentsoundy said: —SQUINTS LOUDLY—

SQUINT ALL YA LIKE, SLAGGER~

[reaperwraith]

—…someone’s a bit touchy.  And what has this one done to warrant such a reaction, pray tell?—

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I think it’s the Energon Nogg~ I LIKE IT~

[reaperwraith]

—…what’s an Energon Nogg?—

[bringingonthetoast]

I dunno mech, but some dude gave me some!

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silentsoundy said: —SQUINTS LOUDLY—

SQUINT ALL YA LIKE, SLAGGER~

[reaperwraith]

—…someone’s a bit touchy.  And what has this one done to warrant such a reaction, pray tell?—

[bringingonthetoast]

I think it's the Energon Nogg~ I LIKE IT~

[bringingonthetoast]

A MIDGETBOT! I SEE IT!

If you put a green hat on, you'll be Christmas Colored, yo!

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silentsoundy said: —SQUINTS LOUDLY—

SQUINT ALL YA LIKE, SLAGGER~

[bringingonthetoast]

[My sister claims she paid me back for when I lent her money to move to Key west.]

[My bank account shows she didn't]

[bullshit, sister. So stop bitching about the money you lent me for schoolbooks this past semester.]

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reblog if you are your url

[ask-the-decepticon-gestalts-dea]

(I AM I AM :3)

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Reblog if you have a Skype.

[inkstarr]

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{I'll never forgive you.}

Toaster stood before the silent mech, amused smile on his face. "I would have thought that you, of all mechs, would have caught on to me sooner. Being a 'con, of course, I thought you'd have known. But, honestly, that you didn't just makes this oh-so sweeter for me... I'll tell bro ya died protecting me or some slag." He headed out of the room, leaving the tied up mech behind.

The slagger.