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Hey there, nerds!! My name's Connor and you better not mess with me cus I could kick your shin to the flippin moon. And i'm like 7 so yeah............................. (wttgcyls)

[bringitpunk]

That’s a pretty big deal comin from me 8^)

and nO It’s your birthday!!! I wanna give you the candy!! Don’t be tellin other people though……. This is your candy, special just for you, and I don’t wanna give candy to any one else

[5cimonthatsme-blog]

I bet it is! thank you! I like you too connor youre a GOOD KID

but.. if youre sure… I wont tell anyone tho its secret candy just for us. Nobody else allowed!

[bringitpunk]

Heck yeAH!!! But if anyone asks, i'm a bad kid gotta keep up my rep

Yeyyeyeyah super secret candy if anyone tries to take it from you i'll burn em up just say the word and they'll be toAST actual toast -spARKLE EYES-

[bringitpunk]

-ruNS up to simon and gives him a home made card that says “happy birthday!!!!! youre not a bad guy and i dont hate you :)”- i dunno what you like so here have this -gives him a handful of candy- i trick or treated haRD for that……….

[5cimonthatsme-blog]

!!!!!!!!!!!

AaAaaaaA1!!! Connor! Hello!

[reads the card]

um……. Thank you! Im glad im not a bad guy and that you dont hate me…

You dont have to give me your candy though! Its yours isnt it? I dont want to take it from you…

[bringitpunk]

That's a pretty big deal comin from me 8^)

and nO It's your birthday!!! I wanna give you the candy!! Don't be tellin other people though....... This is your candy, special just for you, and I don't wanna give candy to any one else

[bringitpunk]

-ruNS up to simon and gives him a home made card that says "happy birthday!!!!! youre not a bad guy and i dont hate you :)"- i dunno what you like so here have this -gives him a handful of candy- i trick or treated haRD for that..........

[bringitpunk]

it still didnt send did it im jsut gonan put it in a post

[bringitpunk]

i made them too

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

half of the batter went acROSS THE ROOM

[bringitpunk]

BUT THE OTHER HALF WAS GOOD

[bringitpunk]

i made them too

[bringitpunk]

5cimonthatsme replied to your post: i s2g if my ask to simon didnt go through im gonna...

it didnt you nerd

WTF MEMES IT LOUD

ill try again

[bringitpunk]

i s2g if my ask to simon didnt go through im gonna meme

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

YOU CANT WIN

[bringitpunk]

-grabs the frosting container- -climBS UP AGAIN AND LATCHES ONTO ALISTAIR’S FACE- IM GONNA WIN -wipes a little of the frosting on alistair’S FACE- MURDER

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

cONNOR WTF

[bringitpunk]

-slides down triumphantly- i win you're deAD!!!!!

[bringitpunk]

  -scREAMS- -WRESTLES WITH THE DOG- DAD YOU CAN’T JUST HAVE CAT FIGHT YOUR BATTLES I’LL GET YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU -TRIES TO GET ALISTAIR DOWN TO THE GROUND even though wow big typhlosion man against connor’s noodley child arms-

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

YOU CANT WIN

[bringitpunk]

-grabs the frosting container- -climBS UP AGAIN AND LATCHES ONTO ALISTAIR'S FACE- IM GONNA WIN -wipes a little of the frosting on alistair'S FACE- MURDER

[bringitpunk]

-SCREAMS-

-FALLS- -SMOOSHES HIS FACE TO THE OVEN WINDOW AND STARES AT IT LONGINGLY- how could you………………… NOW I GOTTA KILL YOOOOOOOOOU -runs and latches onto alistairs leg pretending to muRDER-

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

SCREAMS

CALLS CAT

TAcKLES THE CHILD

[bringitpunk]

-scREAMS- -WRESTLES WITH THE DOG- DAD YOU CAN'T JUST HAVE CAT FIGHT YOUR BATTLES I'LL GET YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU -TRIES TO GET ALISTAIR DOWN TO THE GROUND even though wow big typhlosion man against connor's noodley child arms-

[bringitpunk]

-GETS READY TO PEE-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-CLIMBS FURTHER UP THE DAD- -REACHES HIS FACE- -GRABS IT- I’LL EAT THE BATTER RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW CRUMB NOT GOOD ENOUGH

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

QUICKLY POURS THE BTTER INTO THE CUP THINGs

THROWS IT IN THE OVEN

what now punk 

[bringitpunk]

-SCREAMS- -FALLS- -SMOOSHES HIS FACE TO THE OVEN WINDOW AND STARES AT IT LONGINGLY- how could you..................... NOW I GOTTA KILL YOOOOOOOOOU -runs and latches onto alistairs leg pretending to muRDER-

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

Probably not

Ill let you have a few B)

Maybe

[bringitpunk]

maYBE??????? -jumps at the dad and hangs off him- i helped maKE THEM THERE CAN’T BE MAYBES

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

u can have a crumb 

[bringitpunk]

-GETS READY TO PEE-

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

-CLIMBS FURTHER UP THE DAD- -REACHES HIS FACE- -GRABS IT- I'LL EAT THE BATTER RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW CRUMB NOT GOOD ENOUGH

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

NOT THAT BIG

[bringitpunk]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINE -stirs slightly less rapidly- my aaaaaaaaarm’s tired, you take it -hands him the spoon of honor-

You don’t think he’s gonna eat all the cupcakes by himself right????

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

Probably not

Ill let you have a few B)

Maybe

[bringitpunk]

maYBE??????? -jumps at the dad and hangs off him- i helped maKE THEM THERE CAN'T BE MAYBES

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

JESUS

DONT STIR LIKE THAT -SCURRIES TO GET A TOWEL-

[bringitpunk]

pffFT how else am I supposed to stir then???????

gotta go big or go home

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

NOT THAT BIG

[bringitpunk]

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFINE -stirs slightly less rapidly- my aaaaaaaaarm's tired, you take it -hands him the spoon of honor-

You don't think he's gonna eat all the cupcakes by himself right????

[bringitpunk]

are yoU READY????????/

-STIRS RAPIDLY AGAIN-

-SPLATTERS SOME OF IT ON HIM AND ALISTAIR-

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

JESUS DONT STIR LIKE THAT -SCURRIES TO GET A TOWEL-

[bringitpunk]

pffFT how else am I supposed to stir then???????

gotta go big or go home

[bringitpunk]

i won’T I’LL DO IT RIGHT

-delicately grabs an egg-

-SLAMS IT ON THE SIDE OF THE BOWL-

-manages to get the egg in the bowl and no shells its a christmas miracle-

[fierydrunkrage-blog]

JESUS

-get the other shit dumps it in-

wow

[bringitpunk]

are yoU READY????????/

-STIRS RAPIDLY AGAIN-

-SPLATTERS SOME OF IT ON HIM AND ALISTAIR-