Britain Oatmeal

I am britain as an entity. I DO NOT represent the British government. PSA: THIS IS A SILLY GOOFY BLOG PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING I SAY SERIOUSLY she/her

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Me if anyone ever wants to do fanart. hint hint nudge nudge.

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GOD IM SO FUCKING SINGLE ALL MY FRIENDS ARE DATING PEOPLE AND I AM JUST ALONE BECAUSE NONE OF THE HOT GIRLS LIKE GIRLS

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"I didn't see you at the club-" WELL I DIDN'T SEE YOU AT THE FOREST COLLECTING MOSS AND COOL ROCKS

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Most big cities in the UK have some sort of a Chinatown, and my city is like half of a big city so we have like 2 Oriental supermarkets, a Chinese restaurant and a Japanese restaurant. it's a sort of chinavillage

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I just tried to talk to a fucking voice message like the loser I am

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I love how you’re just hanging out. Like it’s not even about Britain anymore you’re just a chill guy

I mean, I am from Britain, but I am also a chill guy, I hope you guys don't mind

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JUST GOT FUCKING ATTACKED BY A MOTH WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

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it was a great yellow underwing btw

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JUST GOT FUCKING ATTACKED BY A MOTH WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS

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PHOTO OF YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR???

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nerdy girls shouldn't be straight, what are you doing dating men? you're too smart for that.

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meeting and getting to know me is just "have you seen ____ ?" "no?" "you should watch it. what about___?" and so on until I have either rejected you or you have watched all of the shows I like

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trans men will never be real boys

oh shit spelling error

*bouys

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LETS GO ENGLAND IN THE FOOTBALL

– an teenager whose entire family is obsessed with football

YESSS LETS GOOOO

- a teenager who has minimal interest in the football and is currently fighting the urge to correct your grammar

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what do you think about unicorns, dragons, lions, and potatoes?

big fan of unicorns, although they're sometimes a bit full of themselves.

LOVE dragons, I too like to hoard things

lions are alright

and potatoes are easily one of the best ingredients available for human consumption

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this is so sad. white boy, play that funky music

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my friend got a new sticker

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Kys

(No hate to the mod, I just hate the british)

oh! wow! telling anyone to kill themselves is still not good xxx ❤️