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Me if anyone ever wants to do fanart. hint hint nudge nudge.

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I nominate @britain-offical!!!

@britain-offical has been added to the nominee list.

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HEYOOO, IM GONNA WIN THIS THING!!... maybe

Is there a title for a prince, princess or prinx's children? Step prince? Princess once removed? Pre-prinx?

i dont like tea

to the cube with this one as well

I want to get a yellow car so when I drive around I can see kids punching eachother

this pride month I'm feeling extra gay so if I don't get a girlfriend I think pride month might be itself homophobic

me playing subnautica: "what the fuck was that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? nope nope nope, I'm going GOODBYE"

Why do authors feel the need to end their chapters on a cliff hanger? I OWN the damned book for Christ's sake you don't need to make sure I " tune in next week for the next episode!" JUST LET ME GO TO SLEEP

every good yaoi couple got the gay one, and the not (yet) gay one

a genuine conversation I had today

my friend: what did you have for dinner?

me: 17 king prawns.

my friend: oh cool, I had a- wait

me: what

my friend: 17 king prawns?

me: yup, shells and all.

my friend: did you have anything els- SHELLS AND ALL????

me:

my friend: YOU ATE THE ENTIRE PRAWN??

me: I also had an ice cream sandwich-

okay call me unhinged but collarbones might be the most sexy things ever like OH MY GOD

Britain, I am 2 weeks away from finishing my GCSEs....

WOHOHO IM SO HAPPY FOR YA LAD!!!

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Why are you so hot lately. It's not normal stop being hot please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I just can't help it xx I'm just so sexy ~

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Why are you so hot lately. It's not normal stop being hot please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I just can't help it xx I'm just so sexy ~

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Guys

I made a mistake

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"im gonna finish algebra and then I can have a shower" was a genuine sentence I said today

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