top of the flops

i’ve got £87mil in the bank, i’ve got a rolls royce, i’ve got 3 stalkers, i’m about to go on the board at manchester city, i’m part of the greatest band in the world. am i happy with that? no i’m NOT! i want MORE!

[britflop]

asks are very much open btw

(gcesters DNI)

[irishf1a]

Life changing interview if they ask me

[britflop]

everytime i read this interview it gets more insane to me bc

- graham just knows thurston and kim’s baby’s full name off the top of his head

- no one except graham can name even one dinosaur jr album despite the fact they literally did one of their first few tours with them

- alex doesn’t even try answering questions but DOES give the second account i’ve seen of lou barlow launching a beer bottle at damon’s head (really can’t figure out who instigated here bc it really could go either way)

- literally writing the last sentence i realized they’re being interview by “malkmus malkmusson” who is almost certainly stephen malkmus i fucking love this interview

[britflop]

teenage fanclub come to america and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower inspiral carpets come to america and you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower graham coxon come to america nd you be reincarnated as

[britflop]

if i took salvia i think instead of turning into a ceiling fan or something normal id turn into the 13 album cover and id be scared as fuuuuuuuck

[britflop]

everyday i think about how damon, graham, and alex went to a pixies concert without dave ON HIS BIRTHDAY and i get irrationally angry kim deal should’ve come off the stage and yanked them by their fucking botched bowlcuts for that

[britflop]

i get so girldamon off that pixie cut

[koda-le-mongrab]

Ahhhh ahh ahh did ya see wha happen? I got allthat fuckin PA on my fuckin foot :( ohh

[britflop]

this picture of graham is like the red sauce that makes me hurt myself and others

[britflop]

happy birthday to the handsome, elegant, intelligent, charming, kind, thoughtful, strong, courageous, creative, brilliant, gentle, humble, generous, passionate, wise, funny, loyal, dependable, graceful, radiant, calm, confident, warm, compassionate, witty, adventurous, respectful, sincere, magnetic, bold, articulate, empathetic, inspiring, honest, patient, powerful, attentive, uplifting, classy, friendly, reliable, ambitious, intuitive, talented, supportive, grounded, determined, charismatic, extraordinary, trustworthy, noble, dignified, perceptive, innovative, refined, considerate, balanced, open-minded, composed, imaginative, mindful, optimistic, virtuous, noble-hearted, well-spoken, quick-witted, deep, philosophical, fearless, affectionate, expressive, emotionally intelligent, resourceful, delightful, fascinating, sharp, selfless, driven, assertive, authentic, vibrant, playful, observant, skillful, generous-spirited, practical, comforting, brave, wise-hearted, enthusiastic, dependable, tactful, enduring, discreet, well-mannered, composed, mature, tasteful, joyful, understanding, genuine, brilliant-minded, encouraging, well-rounded, magnetic, dynamic, radiant-spirited, soulful, radiant-hearted, insightful, creative-souled, justice-minded, reliable-hearted, tender, uplifting-minded, persevering, devoted, angelic, down-to-earth, golden-hearted, gentle-spirited, clever, courageous-hearted, courteous, harmonious, loyal-minded, beautiful-souled, easygoing, sincere-hearted, respectful-minded, comforting-voiced, confident-minded, emotionally strong, respectful-souled, imaginative-hearted, protective, noble-minded, confident-souled, wise-eyed, loving, serene, magnetic-souled, expressive-eyed, brilliant-hearted, inspiring-minded, and absolutely unforgettable, absolutely iconic noel gallagher

[idlebirdie]

Noel Gallagher being a bossy bitch in all his songs like Don’t look back in anger, Stop crying your heart out, Put yer money where yer mouth is, listen little shit I’m gonna do whatever the fuck I want

[britflop]

ever since reading that quote from alex’s (???) book i NEED to know what pixies’ lyrics graham had hung up on his wall genuinely must’ve looked psychotic

[britflop]

used acetone in an unventilated room and inhaled so much fumes the inside of my head feels like a fucking dinosaur jr album cover

[isekaicore]

(x)

[allyourlife]

[haciendalooser]

everyone got that one mutual who don’t play about factory records

[britflop]

why does noel gallagher (allegedly) have a controversially young girlfriend. why is it not me. it should’ve been me smh