British Tea Drinking Slut

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[pukicho]

earth’s boring its time to mix things up a little

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

No not again

[pukicho]

Desert Eagle Mark XIX Pistol, Full Picatinny Rail, Slide and Barrel with Weaver Style Accessory, Rail and Integral Muzzle Brake

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Wheres the trigger cheif? Or is it mind controlled?

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Hi

[pukicho]

Hello how is everyone today don’t care

[soicanreblogshitinpeace]

Then why the fuck you ask

[pukicho]

don’ t care what this guy just said not even reading    it

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

But you read this

[pukicho]

“Love trumps all”

Uhhhh, tank?

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Tank go brrrrrr

[pukicho]

pepsi literally tastes like battery acid and youre a heathen if you enjoy it

Then call me the energizer bunny and shove them battieries directly up my ass motherfucker

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Ok c'mere fuzzy boi

[pukicho]

Back when I was in seventh grade, I took mixed martial arts classes, I was aggressive and rambunctious and it was a great outlet. I learned how to take down someone by bending their wrist a certain way. Anyways, I used that power on a kid I didn’t like cause he had the same name as me. I felt like God, and I never learned any lesson. The end.

[witches-arent-suspicious]

What happened to the kid?

[pukicho]

On the floor to this day

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Gravity

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Hey

[pukicho]

I wake up today to such good news, turns out I am the next president of The Great Pacific garbage patch

[pukicho]

Turns out there’s one extremely strong dog I’m in hot competition with.

[queenjayrogue]

What kind of dog?

[pukicho]

Rat-like dog, he has some good policies.

[dorklesblog]

What are your policies?

[pukicho]

Kill the Rat King

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

No

[pukicho]

Sweaty little man telling me what I can and cannot steal from his carpark lol lol lol lol lol nice try, sweaty little man

[pukicho]

SWEATY LITTLE MAN WHO OWNS A CAR PARK, WEARS COWBOY BOOTS AND COWBOY HAT, TRIES TO CATCH UP TO ME, BUT HE HAS LITTLE LEGS, AND i HAVE HIS CARS

[pukicho]

NICE TRY SWEATY LITTLE MAN

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

"Gosh darn it"

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

I had to change my age on my bio from 19 to 20 today and it wasn't fun

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Hi how are you

[pukicho]

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Is this how electricity is made?

[pukicho]

When I look in any reflective surface I fear what I might see in there. That is a world not made for our kind. Then I remember about video games and forget the fear.

[indythefandomhoarder]

Ok, I love you, but please, its too early to be thinking like this

[pukicho]

Too early? You think the mirror-men sleep??

[7ft-tall-shadow-creature-deacti]

We dont

[pukicho]

See?????????

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Tis only mid afternoon shush with your bs

[pukicho]

Wait a minute. I like to laugh?? He likes to laugh? I'm joker ?

[theweirdgirl606]

Tell me a joke! :D please?

[pukicho]

Wanna know how I got scars?

[venisonghost]

No

[pukicho]

First you want me to say a joke, then you don't?? Make up your mind

[pukicho]

Wait you're not the same person

[pukicho]

Fuck you

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

Well done

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

This fuckfest of a blog turned 1 today

[pukicho]

Italians kiss cheek to cheek when meeting family and friends.  Americans punch the shit out of everyone constantly when meeting anybody , same thing

[british-tea-drinking-slut]

With guns