The Wtf Zone

I’m here for Pukicho and Gaud to amuse and disturb me. The UwU Queen of Destruction. Video Games are my life. Ally to anyone who isn’t an asshole. Main account for @House-Lairinsi-Of-Baldurs-Gate. 26

[queenjayrogue]

I’m making another blog specifically for my many BG3 OC’s (momma Nyx Lairinsi included) so once it’s done I’ll link it. I might also redo their designs since @multicolouredmonster was kind enough to help me with mods and if I can get them to install/work give them some new looks, fix their hair, etc.

So if you’re interested in the shenanigans of The Noble House Lairinsi of Baldur’s Gate, stay tuned for edited in game designs, some screenshots of playthroughs, comics of the siblings with their love interests and some more of their backstories.

There will be laughs, there will be tears, there might be some spice, definitely some angst. All from the horrible void that is my brain!

Links to OG posts about OCs below if you’re new to my page. @house-lairinsi-of-baldurs-gate

https://www.tumblr.com/queenjayrogue/725547940206329856/the-pics-of-my-ocs-varian

[kitty-c4t]

Watch him do splits

[queenjayrogue]

“Captain I think you take physical training a little too seriously.”

“If you can’t do the splits at the right moment, you could take a bullet between the eyes! Now everyone, start your warm up stretches! There will be no cramping on my watch! We take care of our hamstrings!”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[kahguyaht]

i found it

the original post

i found it

[eviesrealitychangesdaily-deacti]

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

[queenjayrogue]

Rant time because I’m very pissed off at Steam/Valve.

Trigger warning for r*pe/pedophila

So if you’re like me who plays games on Steam, but hates pedophiles because you’re not a fucking monster, go report the game pictured below as well as the other two games made by “developer Genesis Arthangel” because he published 2 r*pe simulators (one with a literal child) and one where “a college girl roleplays as a highschooler” for “pleasure”.

Because when I asked Steam Customer Support why tf this was allowed to be post to their website and why is there no report option for games that involve r*pe as it supposedly is against Valve’s guidelines, I got a message from “Customer support” agent “Tom” who didn’t bother to read what I had wrote and told me to “change my settings” if I don’t want to see “adult content”.

When I asked if “he” (pretty sure it was an Ai bot) if they had bothered to read my message at all or if they were purposely ignoring what I wrote because they support that type of content being posted.

I then received another message from a different “customer support agent” called “Christina” (how convenient they passed it to a fem sounding named “person”) who said “just report it” and then panic closed the message thread as “issue resolved”.

So two “agents” (Ai bots) didn’t bother to read that Vavle has no report option specifically for games that break their supposed guidelines even though they have let games about r*pe slip through the cracks before and had to panic take them down after people were rightfully outraged about it and called them on their bullshit.

And to my knowledge Valve doesn’t have a Tumblr account so…yeah give them hell

[honeycrickets]

So that novelization of Code Veronica sure was something huh

[queenjayrogue]

To be fair Wesker does walk around with an attitude like he’s got the biggest dick energy/boner and doesn’t know what to do with it. Unfortunately that turned into a sociopathic god complex

[technofeudalism]

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

[prettypinkroseofpatience]

[queenjayrogue]

Fr the only one out of this group that wasn’t outright antagonistic to the hero was the guild master. “Your health is low” yes grandpa I heard you the first 20 times but thank you again. Whisper is an ass the moment the hero arrives after LITERALLY having just watched his entire life burn down and his family torn apart both metaphorically and literally. Thunder and Briar Rose were both narcissists who hated/disrespected the hero the moment he met them, and all 3 only start to respect you once they realize they’re no match.

[prettypinkroseofpatience]

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[queenjayrogue]

Is this a big enough jug of water?

[knorke3]

This jug is basically empty at 8pm and thus not useful in this scenario. I recommend getting a second jug that is rated for nighttime water consumption.

[queenjayrogue]

Refill at nighttime before sleep. Piss all night.

[knorke3]

If you refill it at nighttime you're only allowed to drink a miniscule amount of water before 8am. There must be a better solution.

[queenjayrogue]

You know you can refill it more than once a day….right?

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[queenjayrogue]

Is this a big enough jug of water?

[knorke3]

This jug is basically empty at 8pm and thus not useful in this scenario. I recommend getting a second jug that is rated for nighttime water consumption.

[queenjayrogue]

Refill at nighttime before sleep. Piss all night.

[pukicho]

Four words: don’t go to bed without a big fucking jug of water because what if you wake up thirsty

[queenjayrogue]

Is this a big enough jug of water?

[partyinthewasteland]

Fable II, 2008

[offdutyexorcist]

yk who i miss??? reaver fable game baby

[queenjayrogue]

I just realized after seeing a random thumbnail of a video on YouTube that the way they drew lips on the female characters in Kim Possible made it look like they have a mustache with a silly tiny mouth when they’re not talking and now I can’t unsee it.

[midwinterhunt]

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.

[bunbunshark]

Have used some of these though i might need more

[cryptic-echo-studios]

Massive cock(atrice)

[queenjayrogue]

I feel like this is going to be the name of an actual mission and if it’s not shame on the devs

[shencomix]