Free Kittens

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Imagine getting blood on Barbra Streisand

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Blasting Gangnam Style in the year of our Lord 2019

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Laying out in the sun, watching the chimps fly by

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I’m Snadra

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Deleting a video because your feathers are roasted

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Watching all 10 hours of a fireplace burning video

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Can’t let a little bit of shrinkage spoil our fun now can we Liz?

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Being proud of your worst hashtag

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Knowing the answer to life, but only giving it up for blue pasta

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John and Emily Aren’t Alone, Here’s Other Celebrity Couples Secretly Living With Them

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Buckle up! It’s trapping season.

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Transforming your diary into a gila monster

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Smokey Bear is a goddess

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As a busy mom,

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My wedding song will be Bodak Yellow

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Letting Pennywise saw the tables of tyranny in half

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