The Witch of Hounds

Canadian. 28. NB. INFJ. Polytheistic pagan, kitchen/cottage witch, lover of all things otherworldly. - Common finds on this blog: -Rural living-inspired witchcraft and lifestyle -Animal association/power work -Altars -Herbs/Crystals -Kitchen and hearth witchery -Self care -A whole lot of dogs and foxes

[witchofhounds]

Cancer: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Virgo?

Virgo: No.

Cancer: ...

Scorpio: I do!

Cancer: I know, Scorpio.

Scorpio: I'm sad.

Cancer: I know, Scorpio.

[valtsv]

might fuck around and let nature reclaim me

[wordproblemapoligist]

does this mean you’re going feral or just lying in the dirt for a while

[valtsv]

yeah

[witchofhounds]

Recently i learned that i was born on a full moon in scorpio and if that doesnt just fuckin explain everything

[kikiscauldron]

The Celtic Goddess Brigid has been known as a goddess of the sacred flame and also of sacred wells. She watches over women who wish to become pregnant and also children. She is honored by warriors, blacksmiths, and poets. Brigid is honored at Imbolc by many witches and pagans. In Ireland, February 1st marks the Feast of St. Brigid, honoring her role as a saint and foster mother to Christ in the Christian faith. Visit this spread at Imbolc, Candlemas, or whenever you wish to connect with Brigid for advice on your own soulful transformations and dreams for growth and joy.

Please visit my tumblr and leave me a message if you have questions about tarot or would like to suggest a topic for a tarot spread.

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Make a Vampire character who’s lived through several waves of the common language’s development and can’t let go if certain gramatical habbits from different time eras.

So like, thou ist a horrid creature, an absolute cur, but go off i guess

[anachronistic-cat]

… can i use that phrase irl?

[probablyvampirerpgideas]

Absolutely you can and I encourage more uses of similar phrases that just completely fuck up the chronology of the english langauge. I wanna hear 15th century english mixed with surfer speak mixed with current age internet lingo like all the time.

[the-argumentative-viper]

Like this? Well my dude, seems like a weasel hath not such a deal of splean as you’re toss’d with. Chill already, you’re not valid.

[nuttersincorporated]

You are an unrighteous, bastardly gullion. Heaven truly knows that thou art false as hell. When you die, I will face God and walk backwards into hell just so that I can beat your ass in the afterlife too.

[fromthemindofatwentyorotherlycan]

I love the idea of a vampire who’s language travels back in time as they get pissed.

[take-a-dip-in-the-deadpool]

I grieve for thee in these trying times. Alexa play Despacito

[bardbreakfast]

Reading these is like literary whiplash

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

This whole post is gold, but the comment about the vampire’s dialect “devolving” into older and older periods when he’s angry stood out to me.

It’s a cinematic cliché for a person of any foreign nationality to revert to their native language when angry (I usually see it with Spanish-speaking characters), and my southern accent deepens as I get angrier.

It makes sense that an immortal character who saw the eras of his language change and evolve over time would speak more and more archaically as he got angrier.

[datasoong47]

Historical linguists decide to get especially ancient vampires pissed off in order to study ancient languages

[witchofhounds]

Image of Mercury passing in front of the sun in a rare astrological event - and continuing to throw my life into absolute fucking chaos.

[lifesanemotionalrollercoaster]

Me to myself every time I try to socialize with new people:

[19-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat-deac]

Attention!

Important! They are ALL FRIENDS!

Most of the time they’re just happy to get on with their business around humans. Sometimes they get a little too curious, usually after a minute they’ll realise you’re not food or a good place to sit, but if they bother you then it’s best to just move away.

Remember they sting to defend themselves or their nest, and from their point of view humans are gigantic, unpredictable and potentially very dangerous creatures.

It’s understandable if you’re scared of them, but please don’t say they’re evil!

[ifitaintbaroque]

I work at a coffee shop and have gotten all my co-workers to start calling lattes “hot milkybois”

[ifitaintbaroque]

I also got everyone to refer to the salted caramel blended drink as “the big salty” and I consider it one of my greatest accomplishments

[ifitaintbaroque]

Oh yeah and any time someone orders a hazelnut latte with almond milk (which specifically is a weirdly popular drink) I say “one HOT NUT latte coming right up!”

My coworkers have not latched on to this one like they did with the others for some reason.

[ifitaintbaroque]

I forgot to mention I also pronounce “hot chocolate” like “hot cocklate”… because I’m awful.

[goatbran-deactivated20190407]

please give us updates

[ifitaintbaroque]

Our largest drink size is affectionately referred to as “Texas Size” so sometimes when I hand it out in the drive-thru I like to say, “Here’s that TEXAS SIZE [drink] for ya, YEEEEHAW!”

And some people look at me as though I have just made their entire day while others look like they they could not possibly get away from me soon enough. Both reactions are equally satisfying. 

[ifitaintbaroque]

I made this into a game except when I hand out the Texas-size drinks I say “Can I get a YEEHAW?” And the guests always look mortified but occasionally one of them will let out a terrified “yeehaw” and all my coworkers cheer and then we keep a running tally of how many yeehaws we each get on the back of a pastry bag.

[antique-scarecrow]

op will not die of natural causes

[ifitaintbaroque]

That’s the most interesting comment anyone has ever left on one of my posts

[everythingfox]

📷: Daniel Weissenhorn

[valtsv]

the only 2 base designs for wizards are weird grandpa and twink

[valtsv]

for illustrative purposes

[valtsv]

AWAB (All Wizards Are Bastards)

[variouslystated]

allow me to add this

[helperhoopoe]

remember to cry for help without guilt-tripping. i know it feels like you’ve been abandoned and betrayed, but it’s probably not true, and it’s not okay to accuse the people around you of something they might not have done.

“i guess none of you like me” could be better phrased as “i feel unloved right now”

“but nobody cares anyway” could be better phrased as “i feel insignificant and i need reassurance”

rather than assuming others’ feelings, give them time to explain them. you’ll usually get a much better answer.

[biagatsuma-deactivated20200326]

Part one of many of this post by @goforduck

[beckiboos]

I never would have thought slowly dying, being eaten by foxes and flies then rotting away with the person I loved would ever sound romantic but somehow Hozier managed it

[slavicafire]

a tiny little information: if my love for my country, my appreciation of tradition, and my devotion to All Things Slavic misguided you into believing I’ll adore and agree with your nationalist, white pride, or in any way heavily right-wing blog, then from the deepest part of my slavic heart: fuck you.

[slavicafire]

to add: if you think my profound connection to womanhood and my overwhelming love for women means this is a place for your terfy tedious hemorrhage of ideology, go rot in a ditch mad about trans people being better than you

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Wait so you mean to tell me that all these posts fan-freaking about Taliesen are *not* in reference to the semi-legendary Welsh bard

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

Scrolling my dash like "Damn, the Preiddu Annwfn fandom is out in force these days"

[systlin]

To be fair, both Taliesin the bard and Taliesin the bisexual chaos being are both Very Good.

[calicojill]

The Mighty Nein move to Stardew Valley!

This content patch replaces NPCs in game with members of Critical Role’s Mighty Nein. It replaces, sprites, portraits, dialogue, likes and events to recreate the Mighty Nein within the game. It also adds additional hairstyles and a skin colour patch to allow you to make your own member of the Mighty Nein as your farmer PC! (Yes, you can live out your shipping dreams in Stardew Valley. Anyone can be romanced regardless of sex! With the exception of Nott as she’s a replacement of a child NPC and cannot be romanced.)

NOTE: If you choose to play as a member of the Mighty Nein, you may need to set the hair option to white in order for it to display properly as I had to colour the base hair textures in order to give them variation. IE: Blue ribbon in Beau’s brown hair, Nott’s mask along with her ears, Gold and silver on Molly’s horns. Also be aware that if playing as a member of the Mighty Nein you will have a twin in town somewhere as I wasn’t about to make 8 variations of the same mod seeing as changing one character isn’t as simple as replacing a name, sprite and portrait. It involves editing dozens of events and dialogues and assets in order to catch any discrepancies. 

Also this is a work in progress, and may contain small spelling errors or weirdness, but it shouldn’t break your game as it’s a content patch. If you have issues, simply delete the mod. If you find any spelling errors or other general weirdness, please let me know so I can fix it in a future update!

PS. If you marry Molly, he may at some point give you an eggplant and ask you if it reminds you of anyone.