High Priest of the Decadents

[mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[transportnsw]

we actually cancel all the trains when it rains because we don't want them to get sick, if you even fucking care

[transportnsw]

fact checked by true new south wales patriots ❗️☝️☝️

[rowenagirl]

1000 times they were hunting some sort of Creature and Sam was like Dean I think that's my narrative mirror so I feel kinda weird about the fact that you want to crush it like a bug and 1000 times Dean was like Sam no you don't understand there is a distinction. We can and must stomp this creature to a pulp to reinforce our status as heroes. But you don't count as a monster and you never will bc you are my baby and you are my charge and I love you and I took an oath to protect you and I carried you out of the house fire. and Sam's like ok but what if I transgress and cross the imaginary line and become a category of being that it is acceptable to hunt. what happens then. and Dean's like that simply would not happen. Hope this helps.

[cosmicanger]

Bob Mackie from 1969

[helveticablanc]

Sigil 4 (Blessing of the Auroch) — 5" x 5" Acrylic, Charcoal, Graphite, Collage, Gold Leaf Wood Panel

[helveticablanc]

Divination 3 — 🖼️ Prints 🃏 Cards and More

[helveticablanc]

Dance Like Absolutely Everyone is Watching — Three years ago I started working under a new name — Helvetica Blanc. This is my first piece from that experimental couple months where I made a handful of original mixed media pieces. It felt worth commemorating!

[haoeu]

Testing out some new aesthetics

[edinburgh-by-the-sea]

looked back with every step because I didn't want to leave the sunset behind

[mevil]

[quietwingsinthesky]

imagine there is one semi-redeemed dalek who works at the space dmv. they hired it because it makes lines go quicker. someone forgets their papers and instead of arguing about it, they hear a dalek start yelling PAPERWORK. PAPERWORK. and they apologize profusely and leave.

[quietwingsinthesky]

"average dalek doesn't kill anyone in its lifetime" actually statistical error. dalek todd, who works at the space dmv and has actually saved lives by providing spaceship driver's licenses, is an outlier and should not be counted

[quietwingsinthesky]

space dmv gets denied proper funding for equipment the fifth year in a row and dalek todd unleashes all his hatred onto updating all their computers with superior dalek tech so that they can process requests faster. everyone loves dalek todd. he's a joy to have in the workplace. sometimes he'll tell you that you would make a better dalek then [insert species here] and he would convert you in a heartbeat, but we think that's just his way of being friendly. if balance your coffee on top of his head when he gets mad, it heats up.

[quietwingsinthesky]

dalek todd was not involved in the time war because and i quote "THE DALEK EMPIRE DID NOT REGISTER ITS WAR SHIPS PROPERLY. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT TIME LORDS BUT THEIR PAPERWORK IS IN ORDER. I WILL HAVE TO FINE EMPEROR DAVROS TEN BILLION SPACE DOLLARS."

[what-even-is-thiss]

So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly haven’t read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material they’d know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“King Arthur couldn’t have fought the Roman Empire”

Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.

[what-even-is-thiss]

“You can’t just add in new characters”

Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.

“Arthurian canon isn’t French”

Clearly you don’t own an air fryer. Also clearly you haven’t read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.

“Arthur needs to be a knight in shining armor”

If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.

“He can’t be in plate armor because that’s anachronistic”

Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.

“The fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)

A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasn’t added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.

[xenasaur]

the way ppl talk about latinas is kind of very gross if I'm being honest

[xenasaur]

they're like reverse Asians bro they're all stacked and they're fiery mamacitas who you can break like a horse and make into domestic servants who love family

[xenasaur]

"bro I need a big booty latina" bro I need you to kill yourself

[xenasaur]

fucking quintessentially USAmerican honestly. "oh there's an anti-ICE protest going on? dude all my fellow white guys are gonna fucking love this quippy line that fetishizes latina women I gotta get this on a sign and get out there"

[xenasaur]

you're not getting attention from me for coming on here saying they do it to themselves. you are just getting the block button

[katmaibearfan]

747 is back in the jacuzzi!

[katmaibearfan]

he looks so silly when he snorkels

[katmaibearfan]

Originally Posted: August 7, 2024

Today (5/13/26) is the celebration day over on explore.org for 747! As he was not seen in 2025, all posts i reblog for this celebration will be from 2024.

[solgarmr]

velvet nostalgia

[littlestpersimmon]

Recent portraits of cats I painted for people :]

[blunemone]