Ya, I said...

[thatoddboy]

Moses is gone, post Golden Calf

[furrama]

Hey guys, I’m finally back from talking to The Lord on the mountai-

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y’ALL DOING DOWN HERE?

[thatoddboy]

EVERYBODY SCATTER!!

[glamourweaver]

[residentgoodgirl]

[aphony-cree]

this is why I love this joke:

Jesus was fond of telling his followers not to worry about how they’d afford food tomorrow because God would provide. But Jesus told them this while handing out free bread and encouraging them to help people who were in need, making them the outlet through which God would provide for others

My mother was a waitress, we live in an area that has a lot of Christians and people would often stiff her on tips. Instead they’d leave a pamphlet with quotes from Jesus saying not to worry because God would provide

Jesus’ message was never that God would magically put food on people’s tables. God would provide opportunities to help each other, like the boat captains offering to help the dying man. That only works if people actually help each other

When I first heard this joke as a teenager I laughed at the guy who didn’t take the help that was offered to him. As an adult, I think of all the Christian politicians who vote against food stamps and I want to tell them “You were the boat captain but you steered away from the man in need instead of offering him help. Is that really what God wanted you to do?”

[b-chansbbygirl]

I’m not very religious but this is important.

[raccooncomic]

130. Music

[therandomninjakitty]

[story-dj]

Life begins where fear ends.

Emily Dickinson (via story-dj)

[brizzey2]

It's hard accepting the fact that what you had with someone is coming to an end.

[brizzey2]

I’m not a fan of surprises, unless it’s money and or food. In that case you can surprise me anytime with that.

[brizzey2]

Me: It’s hard for me to care. You: About? Me: That’s it, it’s just hard for me to care.

[brizzey2]

You drive me crazy but I wouldn't have it any other way.

[nevver]

Teach your daughter to never fall in love with the haunted

[brizzey2]

It doesn't bother me that you don't want me now, what bothers me is the fact that you lied that you ever did.

[brizzey2]

You want me to sugar coat it..naww the only thing that I’m sugar coating is my food not my words.

[justrah]

*calls you on FaceTime* *looks at myself the whole time*

[brizzey2]

Stop worrying so much! Live a little! 🎶💃🎊🎶💃🎊🎶💃🎉🎶💃🎊🎶💃🎉🎶🎊🎶🎉💃🎊

[brizzey2]

Memories

If I could escape, I'd never come back. ✌

[moracami]

if you were a fruit you’d be a FINEapple

[brizzey2]

If you take everything to heart and or you wear your heart on your sleeve. We most definitely cannot be friends. For sarcasm is my first language.