Bracken Meadows @broadleafs-best-engineer-ever - Tumblr Blog

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

I am concerned about this curse because the duration of each instance seems to be getting longer as time goes on. It’s a lot stronger in some of the administrative offices and that should be cause for an investigation.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

If its not anyone in this castle, then we should consider the fact that not all people with great magical talent reside in Evermore and that some of the larger fae creatures are known to curse people from time to time out of boredom.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

Ah, good to know. Thank you Bracken, and thank you Doloran for basically coming clean about this.

You realise he didn't admit it intentionally right

Intentional or not, we still found out and I am thankful that we did!

What are these double standards

You act like there won't be punishment for cursing us to turn into frogs

What did I do???

What did you do?? Seriously?

The glitter and plant traps, Bracken!

What's wrong with my traps? They're just a bit of harmless fun!

Extremely, extremely messy fun.

Eyup! The best kind there is!

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

Ah, good to know. Thank you Bracken, and thank you Doloran for basically coming clean about this.

You realise he didn't admit it intentionally right

Intentional or not, we still found out and I am thankful that we did!

What are these double standards

You act like there won't be punishment for cursing us to turn into frogs

What did I do???

What did you do?? Seriously?

The glitter and plant traps, Bracken!

What's wrong with my traps? They're just a bit of harmless fun!

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

Ah, good to know. Thank you Bracken, and thank you Doloran for basically coming clean about this.

You realise he didn't admit it intentionally right

Intentional or not, we still found out and I am thankful that we did!

What are these double standards

You act like there won't be punishment for cursing us to turn into frogs

#don't you dare #don't even try

What did I do???

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

Ah, good to know. Thank you Bracken, and thank you Doloran for basically coming clean about this.

You realise he didn't admit it intentionally right

Intentional or not, we still found out and I am thankful that we did!

#if it were me doing this it'd be the end of the world

What are these double standards

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

Ah, good to know. Thank you Bracken, and thank you Doloran for basically coming clean about this.

You realise he didn't admit it intentionally right

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

[Meanwhile, Roland sighs as Doloran sputters out loud at the screen. He wonders if he has to take both of their viewers until everyone settles down...]

#((bracken is just happy to get to blame him for something else))#((insert 'then perish' image here))

Why in the world did you do it? You don't seem the type of person to do this for fun.

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

...Ah.

[Nearby, Roland facepalms as this occurs to Doloran]

#((happens to the best of us fren))#((the amount of times I've posted as bracken by accident since I've had this blog is mad))#((i don't think anyone noticed anyway))

@king-of-evermore I do believe our culprit has just dropped themselves in it.

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

We’re both likely culprits behind this nonsense. Me for my skill in magic, you for your tendency to frequently commit pranks.

#((Eh?))#((what did i miss???))#((my computer has a hundred things open because I'm doing coursework so if you said anything on discord))#((or here i likely missed it dont worry))#((what was it though...?))#((oh nevermind i see now))

You weren't until you opened your virtual mouth.

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

If I wasn’t me, I would suspect the wizard who almost destroyed the world too.

The world ending wizard is also a stick in the mud though so it would seem unlikely unless they immediately volunteered to state their innocence like this. 👀

Besides, everyone's too busy thinking it's me for whatever reason.

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

Because I feel that inevitably someone would decide that the culprit was me.

Why would we decide it was you if we have no reason to?

Come to think of it... Only Leander has the ability to pull this stuff off I think in our team and since it obviously isn't him...

Well who else can turn people to frogs?

#*suspicious*

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

Before you ask, it’s not me.

I would be far away from here and not be under the curse.

#they say the culprit always returns to the scene of the crime...#or at least that's what Alexis is always telling me...

...

Why would we ask you? Is there something you're not telling us?

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

If the frog curse really isn't you, then we really should track down who it is...

It would be good to know that it's someone we trust

#seriously #I feel like you guys blaming me for something this out of my magic range is a compliment in disguise #there's no way i could pull this off #I've only just managed to stop setting things on fire

You thought it was me too? Seriously?

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whew...

That is a relief...

#yup!#its a good workout too!#not had any heavy lifting like hunting with Batu or anything lately so it keeps me busy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah it'll be fiiiiiiiine. Wonder who's doing it though...?

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...

Hey frogs are amphibians right? Maybe it'd do good for everyone to get dunked in water every now and then. I know Leander has been craving bugs and stuff recently so who knows?

.....

What if they don't turn back? And they're all frogs forever?

#most rooms in this castle i use are on ground floor anyway #and most of the higher floors are covered in balconies so...#grappling hoooooooook #think I'll use windows more often #makes things more interesting ya know?

I'm pretty sure Leander did a few times and then immediately became a frog again. I'm also pretty sure he swore in some language I don't know when he walked into it again.

I was a frog at some point too but I've got my grappling hook again so since I've turned back I've been using windows to get around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No I will not disarm the glitter and paint traps. Stop asking.

Bracken.

My dear friend.

My trusted coworker.

P L E A S E.

Not happenin.

You would be in trouble if it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to leave my room.

What would you do anyway? Steal my keys again?

Maybe I'll just steal all your tools and your keys.

Or have you locked in the dungeon until you agree to clear the traps.

Either works.

The dungeons? Pah! I'd like to see you try that!

I could do it.

All we'd need is a magic seal really, that'd keep you stuck!

You seem to be forgetting something here...

To lock me up, you have to catch me first! :)

That can be arranged!

Not that I'm going to chase you... I really don't want to be covered in glitter right now.

Chicken.

Maybe so.

Oh hey! Why don't I set some more up? That'll be fun. Maybe... Water guns this time? Maybe a socktopus theme so you really do have something to be afraid of? :))

As your king, and boss, I am very kindly asking you to not do those things.

Aw why not? Might help get the neon pink paint out of Leander's hair :)

Everyone is already dealing with enough chaos, perhaps we should let this chaos die down first.

And then water guns.

Or at least wait until everyone is human again... However long that takes...