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[archonzipofnotaltantis]

Hello, it’s Hellbrain Hour!

hello. It’s me. Goldberry, fool of a thousands fools!!!

thank you defiant for this terrible url and want you to know I love it.

Header is from the dnd shenanigans mentioned ONCE on the ask blog (where i stole my own url), it is currently in a different section of hell.

this is going to be full of so many shitty paint doodles later. right now the current hellbrain au is “hey lets make character sheets using that one homestuck au you thought of and that hs server ttrpg.” because i love doing that.

we will hopefully be returning to the “the child roland” au where I wrote like.. three Two chapters? of... five... six? seven? soon(tm)! Keep your eye open for more google docs of that, shitposts and paint doodles!

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

WHY DO PORNBOTS KEEP INTERACTING WITH THIS BLOG??

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

got a new one. guess the name

it was nelly. lol. lmao. anyway get reported for sexually explicit material.

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

i just wanna do a funny joke. agonies

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

WHY DO PORNBOTS KEEP INTERACTING WITH THIS BLOG??

[sweetpea-sprite]

really funny that in dotdd you do just have a chance to meet the conductor whenever you sleep at an inn. rabbit man jumpscare

[ID: a comic of oliver and esther from ni no kuni. oliver is a pale skinned boy with auburn hair wearing a red cape. esther is a dark skinned girl with dark hair in a braided ponytail wearing a dark teal and purple shirt and a gold necklace. in the first panel, esther says “you ever get so tired you start seeing spiders”.

in the second panel, oliver says “me after i take 17 benadryl and start seeing the hat man”. there is an arrow pointing from the words “hat man” to a drawing of the conductor, a pink rabbit with a top hat. in the third panel, esther says “the who” and oliver says “oh this not a safe space suddenly?” end ID]

original twitter exchange under the cut

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[sweetpea-sprite]

i really like sebastions design,, i like his hat

he's a little guy!!! i can't remember if his model was used in nnk2 or not but i also like him

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

Here's Sebastion's original form in NNK2!! I bet you five bucks most of the assets are straight ripped from nnk2.

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

👀

oh shit hello. uh... oh no i have to grab something.     Aranella shrugged, nothing better to do. Back up far enough away from the fight to open her supply bag safely… She only had-. O̜̘͓̘ͯh̲̭̼̀̽̓̎͋ ̳̪̼̰̗ͮ̍̎t̮̦͎ͪ̋ͮh͙̋̀ͤi͗̌ñ̲̮̫̲̻̰͈̒ͯͩ̌͐̇k̘̦̥̲̈́̽ ̪̪̰̳̩̓͒̇̌̌ọ̆ͧ̏͒f̬̪͍̪̿̅̈ͭ́ ̖̤͑̓ͮͣ͊̅t̩̘̥͒ͬḧ̙͎͐̊i̳ͣ͗s̞̹͖̬͎͛͊͒ͫ ̤̜̙̳͚̺̮̋̍ͬ̇ͯ́a̩͕͂ͮ̎̒ͧ̒͆s̳̳̤̟̥̪̲ ̗͉̪͑̎̑͛̄a̻̙̪̟͕n̙͕̖̭̟͕̏̓͒o̗̞͚͈͙̻̙ͭ̍ẗ̮̘̩͈̩̃h̗͔̏e̙͕̮̰̟̯̓̂ͨͣ̆̃r͚̫͕̦͙̰̮ͧ̇̂͐ͯ̒̏ ̬͍̰̻̙̥̋̀͐̓̓ͅg̤̖̺̩͋͆̅̂ͩ̄i̫͇͖̺͚͒̒͒f̖̪̘̦̥͆̿̓ͣ̂̃ẗ̳́̿̓̾̏̓ͤ ͋͒̋f́o͓̥͙̎͋ͨͤ͐̿̊r̖̯ͩ̌ͮ ͎͍̻̔ͮͪ͂̊̌s̘͑͌̊ͣ̚e͖̦̰͕͍ͦͧ̉͋ͅͅr̠͓͔ͧ́͌ͮv̗̺̳̩͚͎̖̄̌̇̓̈́͛i͊ͣ͋̐̀c̩̗̗̻̲̼̋ͪ̊e̦̘̞̭͛̆̃͂̄̑ ͖ͫ̐͑ͣ̆ͧ̄ẅ̝̞͎̤̝̠̻́ͩ͆e̮̣̪͚̐̅͋̂̑̎̉l̗̠̤̞̖̫͋ͧ̍̓̽l̘̮̺͉͎͉ͧ̚ ̯͖̹͉́͗ͦ̆ḓ̻̊o̹͕ṉͅe̺͎ͦ͐͊͗̒.̑      Aranella felt the shimmer take form, the faint feeling of two clawed hands lifting her face. The horned creature smiled at her, it’s teeth sharp and cruel.   Bͧͮͫͬr̘̩̘̮̥̬ͫͩͧͥ̈̊ͅͅi̬̠͉̝ͮͤ̅̓ͯ͛̏̚ṋ̮̜͓̳̞̘͎ͮ͑ͥ̊ͬ͛ͬg̖̭̙͚̣͍̀ͯ̏̚ ̭̤̍͊ͪͦͭi̙͕̤͖̙̗ͨͭ̓̒̾̏͒t̳̩͓̘͚̦̘͐ͭͧͅ ͕͖̟̞͖̗ͪ̉͋̌ͪ̆t̠̲̱͈ͭ̐ͮo̘͙̫̬͕̐̈́̍ͮ ͖̗̙̭̙̔͒ͦ͑ͅm̗̣̗͍ͫ̽̇ͫ̎̆̚̚ͅe͇̹̹̣͍͍ͫͩ

[elderly-scrolls]

end of year WIP meme!

send me a 👀 and i’ll post a snippet of art/writing that i never got around to finishing this year (r.i.p)

[wyrmy]

@archonzipofnotaltantis

It is I! Your Secret Santa. Here is your order of Bracken x Aranella as requested. c:

Merry belated Christmas!

DA version here.

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

FUCK YEAH.

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

YOUR SECRET SANTA MIGHT BE DELAYED SORRY! If I don't get it finished for today, then I'm aiming for tomorrow.

alrighty! Take your time ^u^

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

hey @maqui-chan​ I was your secret santa! Have a dolly in a globe! that’s it. nothing else there is no read more on this post. there is also no war in ba sing se.

but actually the original secret santa I was going to do is going to be showing up later, due to uh, complications. here’s a teaser tho.

I’ve been in a “draw some outfits” kick so... drew a doll evan with different clothes that are supposed to be similar to the actual doll? kinda? I know nothing about bloodborne so I just looked at the wiki a little and... doll evan! congrats it’ll be here in 5-10 business days /hj

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

Hello, it is I, your Secret Santa. o/ You've requested some wlw content, do you have any specific requests?

oh no i hope this hasn’t been in here long!!! i say knowing how long it’s been in here. uhhhhhhhhhhhh well my hell brain has decided it’s time to answer, I guess aranella/bracken since i’ve discussed that enough and yeah. 

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

Hey remember how the other nnk server vanished a few days ago?

Yeah we made a new one for Revenant Kingdom. Links aren't allowed to show up in tags BUT it'll be in a reblog!

Join us, because Moonflower's server has a tumble weed for nnk2 content and I wish I was joking.

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

https://discord.gg/EcQeVuWPbF

the link!!

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

Hey remember how the other nnk server vanished a few days ago?

Yeah we made a new one for Revenant Kingdom. Links aren't allowed to show up in tags BUT it'll be in a reblog!

Join us, because Moonflower's server has a tumble weed for nnk2 content and I wish I was joking.

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

finally shitty mspaint doodles. This has been rattling around my head for... oh half a month? Anyway here’s the totally legit reason Leander’s title is King of Hydropolis and not Prince Consort of Hydropolis.

[incorrect-ninokuni]

whoa!!! it’s december!!! happy holidays!!!

those of you here last year may remember that i held a secret santa on this blog! it was a lot of fun and everyone’s gifts were all so good so!! i’m doing it again! welcome to the nnk secret santa 2020!

steps to enter under the cut, just like last year! i’ll be reblogging a ton of posts to do with this, including everyone’s gifts to each other, so if you don’t want your dash to be overwhelmed with those, please block the tag #nnk secret santa.

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[archonzipofnotaltantis]

hello I'm here. I can draw more reliably than I can write, but you may just get words on a page anyway.

The only thing I ask for is wlw or a shitpost. this is terribly vague, but cond tent. I like reading things. also will take any pictures ever.

[incorrect-ninokuni]

Floyd: Hot tip - soup is customisable! Go wild, but know your limits!

[archonzipofnotaltantis]

the original idea was to have this show up like a in-game tool tip but I didn’t know where to find a reference. anyway here is the bread cat.