shines the brightest

Rachel Barbra Berry ★ Broadway legend, wife to the handsome and talented Jesse St. James, mother to the youngest future superstar diva on the planet. [Glee Next Gen RP Account]

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Text: Aunt Rachel

Diya: Aunt Rachel do you have a minute?

Rachel: For you? Always. Is something wrong?

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Texts | St Berry

Rachel: I fired the nanny.

Rachel: Again.

[flynnhudsonmed]

I not feel very well…..

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Again? Sweetheart, what has the nanny been feeding you? 

[sebastianandersmythe]

Yeah, Seb, just give in!  You could be Jack Sparrow!

[postmodernmarley-blog]

Has anyone taken Bell yet? I would love to dress in one of those big ball gowns. If not Bell then, Nala would be interesting?

[flynnhudsonmed]

I be a Disney pwincess!

[itsbrittspiercex-blog]

Oooh, can I be Rapunzel? Or maybe Seb should be. He’s the one with the magic hair.

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It’ll be my first night out where I can drink again. I deserve to be a Disney princess, too. Come on, Bas. Stop pretending you're not going to let Blaine get his way so I can plan my costume already. A group theme would be fun!

[sebastianandersmythe]

PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY 9/4 

Nah, I love YOU, Gorgeous. I’ll be waiting at the door when you get here to kiss you til you don’t know your own name, my love. We’ll give the cast a little show to get them warmed up in all the right places ;)

Originally posted by dailyglee-gifs

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PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY 9/4

Why is it that every time I want to stay mad at you for acting like an ass you suddenly turn on the charm? How is that fair? 

You better be ready for me, handsome. You’ll forget about all of your flocking fans when I get there. 

[sebastianandersmythe]

Hiriam and Leroy never told you life’s not fair, Beautiful? Plus it’s more fun this way :P I shall brace myself for the goldstar girl. I’ll even put a step stool at my feet so you don’t have to strain your swanlike neck to make out with me. The twenty something girls will be taking notes on your technique and be pea green with envy. See you soon, Debbie Diva ;)

[sebastianandersmythe]

PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY 9/4 

Nah, I love YOU, Gorgeous. I’ll be waiting at the door when you get here to kiss you til you don’t know your own name, my love. We’ll give the cast a little show to get them warmed up in all the right places ;)

Originally posted by dailyglee-gifs

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PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY 9/4

Why is it that every time I want to stay mad at you for acting like an ass you suddenly turn on the charm? How is that fair? 

You better be ready for me, handsome. You'll forget about all of your flocking fans when I get there. 

[sebastianandersmythe]

PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY

Glowing, shiny and sticky, yeah mmmhmmm. Hah, I’m snorting as the chorus makes of excuses for me to touch them during rehearsal.  

Last time I checked Blaine could leave me any time he wants.  I know it’s hard because you’ve been wanting to convert him to the lick-a-vagina club since high school, but it’ll be okay, Rach.  Your husband is hot.  Very hot.  Those legs and those abs, mmmmmmmhhhhhhmmmmmm and those bedroom eyes…and when he wears those tight pants, you can see that luscious ass and man he looks like he’s packin’ somethin goldstar there…

Come at me, Berry! :D  God I love working with you some days… XD

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PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY

No, just glowing, and not even remotely sticky. Keep telling yourself that, Sebastian. Whatever makes you feel young again.

Well, of course Blaine won't leave you. For some reason, he's in love with you and has the patience of a saint. Seriously, how is it that he's been living with you for all of these years and he hasn't snapped yet? Yes, my husband is very hot. Look all you want, but I'm the one carrying his baby.

You love tormenting me, you mean. 

[sebastianandersmythe]

PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY

What?  I didn’t hear you over the fawning around here about how I look hotter than ever in my forties.

Do pregnant women kick harder than normal women?  Karen never kicked me, of course - do tell.  I’ll send your understudy out to buy me a cup, regardless. Lord knows she would love to be involved with anything to do with balls.  Or my cock, for that matter.

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PRIVATE:SMYTHEBERRY

I'm creating life here, Smythe. I am glowing. Glowing! That's funny, all I can hear is snorts and laughter whenever you start petting your own ego. And Blaine doesn’t count. He has to say that you’re hot. 

How about I just demonstrate for you instead? And I’m not even going to justify that last part with an answer, because you’re ridiculous. 

[postmodernjesse]

PRIVATE:ST. BERRY

Rach, how did Star even learn the word fat?  We really shouldn’t encourage her to use that word in regards to people.  What if she calls her kindergarten teacher fat?  “Chubby” might be better?

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PRIVATE:ST. BERRY

She was talking about an unborn baby, honey, not an adult. She must have heard it on TV or read it somewhere. Although I have made sure that her books and DVDs are all educational, or musicals. 

Is her kindergarten teacher “chubby”?

...That’s beside the point. I don’t know if the word “chubby” is any better. 

You’re right, though. We want her to have better manners and more class than that. We’ll work on it.

[sebastianandersmythe]

LMAO the very idea of you pretending that you don’t know that age has EVERYTHING to do with anything in this business, ESPECIALLY in this town, is hilarious.  Hahahahaha. #Ingenuenomoreandineightkindsofdenial 

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Shut up, Bas. Your hashtags need as much work as your line delivery. #getbacktoworkbeforeyougetkickedintheballsbyapregnantwoman

[flynnhudsonmed]

Is the baby fat, mommy?

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Fat is an understatement, Star. Mommy’s stomach can only stretch so far. 

[sebastianandersmythe]

Okay, well, call me if you need anything, my love. I’ll be in the car at least an hour and a half more.  

Bas, be nice or I will have you strung you up by your balls.  Luv ya, you talented bastard.

Eh, your understudy is a talented little cutie, Gooseberry.  She’s also a good five or six years younger, right?  I love how I can play opposite twenty year olds still…it’s awfully convenient.  

But I admire your spunk, I’ll see you soon, I’m already there, running lines with Alan.  Just please don’t try to demonstrate any of the moves during rehearsal, you look like a retarded duck.

Love you too, J.  Come back soon and demonstrate a love scene with me, hottie.

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My understudy shows promise, but she's not ready. What does age have to do with anything? 

Stop flirting with my husband and go work on your lines - your delivery needs work. Jesse, stop flirting with Sebastian, I need his head to be able to fit through the backstage door and his ego is over-inflated as it is.

[postmodernjesse]

I know, I said just for today.  Remember I have that meeting in Palm Springs with that investor, so I can’t even be there.  I worry about leaving you and Seb alone without me to referee anyway, hah. Seb could run the opening  number rehearsal with the chorus, too.   You should just lay down and rest.  

[sebastianandersmythe]

Yeah, don’t me make rehearse with Hormonal Harriet without you, Lover.  Luv ya Rach - bye

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Very funny, Sebastian. I’m on my way in. You can’t pull this off without me, anyway. No, I’m not staying home. I need a distraction from the discomfort, I don’t need to sit and wallow.

[postmodernjesse]

Your figure is beautiful any way.  But I know it’s uncomfortable.  Maybe we should cancel rehearsal for today?  Seb could run lines with Jessica and Alan.

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No, don’t you dare! I can do this. I can’t spend the next two weeks not rehearsing, that’d be crazy. That’s even if the baby comes on time, considering that Astra was two weeks late! Nothing is being cancelled. 

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Rehearsals are getting harder and harder the bigger this baby gets. Mommy wants her figure back ASAP.

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[postmodernjesse]

I feel cheated. I didn’t get welcome home cookies when I got back from tour. How was your trip? 

Yeah but I am her only son that was gone for almost a month out to a country where I’ve never been and basically spent the entire time avoiding the guy who claimed me to be his boyfriend in from of the entire world while the guy I really really like hasn’t spoken to me since. I deserve these cookies.

I really hope the claimer is not on Tumblr reading all this.  The really-really-like guy needs to get his act together, though.  Want some of us parental units to get together and shake him up?  I’ll bring the eggs, Bas can bring the slushie, and we can wave Splenda like a red flag in front of Hunt.  Blaine can probably throw cookie dough or something, and maybe Santana can smear him with a yeast infection cream.

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If you want to stay married I highly recommend you rethink your plan and forgo the eggs this time around, sweetheart.