inofficial guide to understanding the bro-cabulary in guyville

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Intro Post!!

After recent events of a new amanzing bro walking into my life, I have realized the agonizing separation between the holy bro language and common-folk speak. There is a divide that we must fix! We must spread this holy language!

With this cause in mind, my Bros and I have started this blog to write down all of our idiobrocrasies. I hope you have a mantastic time practicing our teachings :)

Lets turn these plebeians into plebroians!!!!

bromance in concert

EwaltAnd Walker · Bromance: The Dudesical

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Brontract - (n.) a contract signed to be bros forever and ever.

I knew my fate with you, Harry and Tom, was sealed that one fateful day in 3rd grade when we first met and signed our brontracts.

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Brogical - (adj.) based on the sound principal of bros; what a bro would do in the given circumstances.

Its brogical to kiss each other to say hi, Marty, now come here.

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Brorrito - (n.) burrito bro.

I like my brorritos to include rice, salsa verde, and to be warmed up within my embrace.

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Bron-up - (n.) a bro who is also a man.

Being a teenager sure is fun, but having your bros by your side when entering adulthood and becoming a bron-up is even better.

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Plebroian - (n.) a common bro.

You may only be a plebroian, but to me you are my plebroian.

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Broship - The relationship specifically between bros.

Dude, our broship is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

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Fanbrosy - (n.) the faculty or activity of imagining things only achieved through a broship.

My fanbrosies of settling down in a little white house all include you, bro.

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HAPPY ST. PATTY'S DAY !!!

HII PEOPLE

so, me and my buddy @your-funky-human-companion have started a discord server, that everyone is free to join btw, in which we basically just talk about fandoms like Be More Chill, A Chorus Line and Do No Harm, but also less well known ones, such as Bromance In Concert, A Lack of Gravity or Marry Me A Little!

(maybe you'll realize that all these have one thing in common, that is that jason tam played a role in all of them. but just to clarify, this is not about any actor, but explicetly about the characters. so keep that in mind please)

in honor of it being st. patty's day today, we thought that we'd invote anyone to join who wants to! there is no need to engage in every fandom, especially if you're not in them, that is totally fine!

but in case someone is interested, dm either me or @your-funky-human-companion to ask for a link!!

have a great rest of your day everyone !!!!

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Mantastic - (adj.) so imaginative or remote from reality that it becomes a fanbrosy.

Dude, chilli cheese fries are mantastic!!!

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Idiobrocrasies - (n.) a mode of behavior or way of speech defining someone as a bro.

Idiobrocrasies sometimes vary depending on the broband you are pledged to, but they all have a sense of intimacy like no other.

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Bro - (n.) Someone who is more than a friend, more than a lover. Someone you spend your whole life with and dedicate your whole life to!

My bros mean the world to me. I would sacrifice myself for any of my bros.

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Bro Codes

1: Once a bro always a bro  2: One bro needs another  3: You can‘t replace your brother