Average_Halberd_enjoyer

Avatar art: https://www.tumblr.com/oopsallvulnerabilities/704903235123707904/colin-without-dragon-is-just-no-chill-he Header art: https://twitter.com/erwidze

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

Personal log #58B.1:

Project "Nano-thorns" is finally stable enough for active combat.... the suit's photonic capacitors should function for long enough.. I-I'm ready..... I have my armour, the Nano-thorns, the prediction program.

Yes, Dragon? I see it....it's changing course!

The program is estimating a 67.34% chance of it striking somewhere on the East Coast... We both know any errors would be smaller than 0.00000009%....

The Wards... They've already decided... If... It attacks the city, they will participate

All major preparations are complete, I'm starting final checks now....

Dragon... ? Any information on response times or suitable staging area? Ok, keep me posted

*whisper* I'm ready, this... this should be enough... I-I can do it

No... not can WILL- I WILL DO IT! I WILL KILL IT!

[OOC: Hi everyone, this will be my final post before I stop using this account. I hope you enjoy the voice log from Colin's lab that somehow made its way to Wormblr. Our boy really needs some sleep and to dial down the coffee and other stimulants.

I will try to post this somewhere around 02:00 - 04:00 on the 15th so it corresponds to the date and time of Leviathan's attack (I think he attacked somewhere between 06:40-07:00 in the morning).

I'd like to begin by saying how amazing all of you are and how much fun I've had interacting with you, seeing your opinions and ideas. I started this blog because I love the character of Colin Wallis, his personality, his powers, and his journey. In hindsight, a normal blog (rather than an RP one) where I can freely share my thoughts about him would have been a lot better, and I will probably make one in the future.

As for why I'm abandoning this profile, while trying to think of what exactly Colin would post on his official Armsmaster blog, I came to the conclusion that he most likely wouldn't post much of anything at all. Maybe he'd reblog important posts from the PRT, Protectorate, or other government officials but nothing personal or inappropriate (the PR department wouldn't let him, at the very least). In my opinion, he definitely has a couple of unofficial social media accounts that he uses to gather information, plus one that he uses to share funny pictures (memes?) and/or jokes with Dragon. This is why I haven't been posting much recently; I just don't think it would be in character.

Thank you all for being with me on my first ever blog on Tumblr! You can hopefully expect to see my new profile among your followers in the next few days.]

[v-wind]

Saint and Dragon

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

I understand that you have your own artistic vision, but depicting a dear friend and outstanding hero as this twisted creature? (I'm not sure what you wanted to portray exactly) and that scum Saint in such a way seems needlessly cruel and disrespectful. Please keep in mind all the people the Dragonslayers have hurt and all the damages they've caused. I'd ask you to show more respect next time because this leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

#OOC: Your art looks great! Sorry for the mean words, but something like this would make Colin really furious.

[shakertwelve]

Taylor in interrogation room with Tagg scene, instead of that canon lawyer guy walking into the room it's Jimmy McGill, what happens?

i'm the wrong person to ask this i'm afraid @v1leblood @kaoinim do any real saulheads want to weigh in

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

Given his prior cases and suspected illicit activities, I would personally ensure he is not allowed in.

[innominaterifter]

I didn't manage to finish everything in my costume before this cosplay event, but even with what I managed to do, I'm generally satisfied.

I had fears that the security might not let me through because of the telescopic baton: the knife was dull (I ground off the cutting edge with a grinder), but the baton was in working order. I don't want to spoil a good thing that has already helped me out a couple of times.

As a result, I decided to pull one trick. I packed my things in a certain way by tying metal parts - helve and chain for attaching my fabric cloth that depicted a swarm of insects - to a backpack with cockroaches.

The backpack was divided into two compartments, one external one, which contained cockroaches, and another internal compartment, closer to the back, for personal items. And that’s where I put the telescopic baton, as well as my other things, including a tin container with food.

Thus, I had a plan consisting of several steps and when the metal detector at the entrance triggered, I went to execute them one by one.

Firstly, I arrived almost at the very beginning of the performances, and the security knew that they were about to start, which created certain time boundaries for me and them.

Of course, they could have resisted and searched more thoroughly, but in front of them was a person who looked like a cosplayer and a participant in the show, who was loaded with a bunch of equipment, and did not look threatening (of course I thought through my civil image and behavior).

People usually tend to think stereotypically, and if your appearance and behaviors generally match their idea of a certain group of people and if this group is perceived by them as not posing a threat, then they will easily attribute you to it, without really thinking about some discrepancy in details.

I needed them to perceive me as a harmless, slightly weird cosplayer (which in general is true, but it wouldn't hurt to strengthen this impression so that it reduces the chances of a more complete search and the discovery of a baton, because they definitely wouldn't let me through with a baton).

And my plan worked.

The guards looked at me condescendingly when the metal detector beeped, looked at each other, and in a bored tone they asked me to show what was in my backpack.

(to be continued a little later)

[innominaterifter]

[innominaterifter]

[cpericardium]

hey so it's finals week and I have done nothing but fuck around for three days please send affirmations

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

Good luck, Peri!

All of us at Protectorate ENE, along with Director Piggot, are rooting for you, friend!

[skitterstan]

get Lydia GCS, organized by Lydia Moon

hi my name is Lydia, and my gender confirmation surgery is right around the corner, just at the start of 202… Lydia Moon needs your support

Omg it’s 100 days to surgery

[sophie531896273240810891]

let me relax……………will comment later…………………..

[yourgfdgirlfriend]

i wish men were shown preciously happy and madly in love more. they should be allowed to be honest about it. it should be the norm to wish for and dream about it and to proudly talk about their partner with a stupid lovesick grin in their cute faces. the norm of “i hate my spouse” jokes in pop culture needs to die. it’s not funny. i want to see men dreaming about someone who will treat them like a priced possession

[headspace-hotel]

show this to straight women and girls too. *tap tap* “This how you ought to be loved.”

The cruel jokes about hating your spouse make way for abuse and unhappy relationships because people think “I guess I can’t expect anything better…”

[victoriadallonfan]

Armsmaster: “Yesterday, on Halloween, your daughter and several Glory Girl cosplayers egged our PRT building.”

Carol: “Impossible. My daughter hates eggs.”

Victoria: “Someone is clearly trying to frame me and ruin my good name.”

Armsmaster pulls up a picture of a crowd of Glory Girls tossing eggs at the building.

One Glory Girl is clearly flying, cackling as she dumps a truckload of eggs onto the skylight

Victoria: “That could be any flying blonde! Or Aegis in a wig!”

[prt-razorfuck]

On the one hand, I hate wasting food.

On the other hand, I enjoyed watching Armsy slip and fall on his face too much to really be mad about it. Yes, it was as funny as you think it was, and yes, I took pictures.

I'm not an artist, take what ya can get.

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

Delete that right now!

[lakesbian]

would you come to his birthday party

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

Ok, I don't normally do birthday appearances, but he looks very polite. I'm getting him a Polaroid camera btw. Happy birthday little fellow!

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

Augh! Sometimes being a tinker is very very frustrating.... You get distracted for even a second and your whole day is fucked!

Woke up with a really soar throat today and in the 5 minutes it took me to answer Triumph's questions, I had turned my helmet's heat sink into a eyebrow operated voice box. EYEBROW OPERATED VOICE BOX?!!!? What use could I possibly have for a voice box if my brain melts! I have fucking cough drops!

Now I've got to spend time fixing my armour, writing a report and doing the necessary paperwork. At least three hours wasted! Because of a stupid soar throat.

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

why are you simping for a 12 year old :/

that's older than i thought she was ngl. i had Bonesaw pegged as like 5-8

anyway the answer is thoughts have no moral weight, kill the cop in your brain, she's a fictional character, etc. etc.

ur not assuming that my fantasies extend to actually wanting to be vivisected irl, so why are you assuming they extend to actually being attracted to children irl?

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

I personally don't care about your opinion on disgusting monsters like Bonesaw. I'd strongly advise that you don't try to garner the Slaughterhouse 9's attention! You would be putting yourself, your loved ones and your whole community at risk.

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

outta my way gay boy im boutta get it

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

A PRT unit has been dispatched to your location, ETA 10min.

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

why are you simping for a 12 year old :/

that's older than i thought she was ngl. i had Bonesaw pegged as like 5-8

anyway the answer is thoughts have no moral weight, kill the cop in your brain, she's a fictional character, etc. etc.

ur not assuming that my fantasies extend to actually wanting to be vivisected irl, so why are you assuming they extend to actually being attracted to children irl?

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

I personally don't care about your opinion on disgusting monsters like Bonesaw. I'd strongly advise that you don't try to garner the Slaughterhouse 9's attention! You would be putting yourself, your loved ones and your whole community at risk.

[shencomix]

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

#OOC

Blake Thorburn?!?

Someone please make him blonde.

[importantangeldefendor]

I'm sorry Collin fucking owned Lisa with this one rare defiant W

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

This Colin guy sounds pretty smart, more people should listen to him

[cpericardium]

Polysiders this polysiders that, where's the polytectorate

[brocktonsbestrobocop]

We have no time for such tomfoolery! Unlike some lazy teenage villains, we work our butts off trying to protect this city!