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@brodywstn
Sugar ✉️ Brody
Sugar : hello handsome. I heard you were here?
Brody: Knew I smelled something sweet.
Brody: Yeah, I just moved to Ohio recently. Are you in the area?
Brody 📲 Carmen
CARMEN: You wouldn't huh? Are you sure it wouldn't get in the way of you being "professional" At work?
BRODY: We both know my professionalism went right out the window the moment you walked that ass in.
OPHELIA 📲 BRODY
OPHELIA: So, when?
OPHELIA: Or are you too scared of me still?
BRODY: ...Think I'll be more prepared this time around. Go batshit.
BRODY: Gotta say, I'm a little surprised you're asking for it again. Left an impression on you, huh?
andreahuts:
get fucked.
It’s Andrea’s usual days of heading out to the nearest alcohol serving, people gathering, music pumping locale. Drinking, dancing, and meeting new people are three of her favourite things to, so when she can do it all together? Well, that’s just a gift that keeps on giving.
Ever since Ophelia told her about her little date that’s coming up, she’s been so excited. It’ll be so good for her friend to date someone again. Just thinking about Ophelia being all loved up and happy makes Andrea feel all giddy on the inside.
Seeing an oddly familiar face, Andrea walked over to the bar slid into a seat. She folded her arms onto the counter and rested her chin on top of her hands.
“Brody~”
“Why are you looking so broody?” She said with a mischievous smile as she peered up from her eyelashes.
Maybe it was his fault. Brody didn’t even know what possessed him to move to his ex-girlfriend’s hometown of all places, anyways. But it’s not as if he was expecting her to come back home at all. With the way Rachel fell in love with New York, he never thought she’d ever want to leave the place.
But.. she did, and now Brody’s stuck here in the hometown of a girl he once loved cared for, trying to explain to everyone that he didn’t follow her here like a creep. In a roundabout way, he came here to escape everything about his past - including Rachel. But now that she’s back, she’s all he could hear about from everyone. It was driving him insane.
So here he was, nursing a neat glass of scotch by himself at a bar when he hears someone speak from beside him. And-- just his fucking luck. Of course it had to be Andrea Hutson. Yet another reminder of his goddamn past. Why the hell was he getting a blast from the past? “I don’t think I’m being broody-- just a little bored, maybe.” He reasoned, taking a particularly generous gulp of alcohol before setting the glass back on the bar. “Gonna keep me company, Hutson?”
opheliavaldez:
You already got the best there is to have.
You didn’t follow me, but maybe Rachel? Andrea? No one chooses Lima out of nowhere.
You sure about that? Maybe I’ve had better.
Maybe it’s just coincidence. Who knows? I’m not here for any of you so you don’t have to worry about that. I really don’t mind seeing more of either of you though. Except Rachel, ‘cause she’s.. you know.
Brody 📲 Puck
PUCK: yup
PUCK: i'm her baby making coach
PUCK: i didn't see the guest list, dude
PUCK: i can ask her if i can bring a plus one, though, if you wanna join us?
BRODY: ....baby making coach?
BRODY: [unsent] the fuck??
BRODY: Nah, nah. It's cool, man.
BRODY: Guess that mean the bar's gonna be pretty free that night.
Brody 📲 Cat
CAT: For sex? No
CAT: I can get you a pair of fuzzy handcuffs for your lame costume tho
BRODY: ...but in what context besides sex would you even lend me real ones?
BRODY: I'm not wearing fuzzy handcuffs for a cop costume. I already have a couple of those.
Brody 📲 Puck
PUCK: at rachel and jesse's?
PUCK: yeah, someone's gotta go and make sure people actually have fun, you know?
BRODY: Right, right. Rachel's the Broadway chick, right?
BRODY: All of her friends would probably attend that party, right?
Brody 📲 Kitty
BRODY: Sex on a rooftop - trashy or adventurous?
Brody 📲 Cat
BRODY: So, if I ever go as a cop for this year's Halloween, would you lend me those handcuffs we used last time?
Brody 📲 Carmen
BRODY: Not that it's any invitation or whatever, but I definitely wouldn't mind seeing you around the gym soon.
Brody 📲 Puck
BRODY: Hey, man. You going to that party people keep talking about next weekend?
thesnixsation:
I think the real question here is what the fuck are you doing in Lima? Literally. I leave New York and have to see your donkey face here too? I’m surprised. Any reason for you to show off your “perfectly-sculpted” creepy body and you’re usually game for it. Twitter alert - Brody did his job! Really, I’m applauding you over here.
I don’t have anything to explain to you. Last time I did that was to prove a point to Rachel. Are you done? I wasn’t expecting to deal with this kind of crap here, too.
npckrmn:
Yup. Why?
Dude, I’m messing with you. Chill.
What’s wrong with a sweaty dude? Besides, if you can’t handle that… I have a feeling you’re not gonna want to take a visit into the sauna. Trust me.
No reason. I need to avoid running into that bitch at all costs.
Just don’t other people getting the wrong impression, you know? Dick ain’t broke. It’s strong and healthy as ever.
Nothing’s wrong with a sweaty dude in the right context.
aidendcvis:
Then he got what was coming for him. That’s what I like to call some good karma. Maybe next time he just really needs to keep his eyes to himself. Or y’know, pay attention to you since you’re training him.
He really did. Doubt he’d be coming back though. He came out of that gym with his tail between his legs. Everyone could kinda clue in the reason why he almost shattered his chest.
thesnixsation:
You sure he wasn’t just blinded by the reflection of the light off of your plastic skin, Ken? Men are pigs, you should be very aware of this. This is why I avoid gyms, the last thing I want is some crusty man ogling over me while I try to do my work out. You’re such a hero, saving your client. I can barely hold my eye roll back.
Oh, god. What the fuck are you doing here? I mean he could’ve, but I don’t really help out my clients shirtless. Wouldn’t want to add to all the other the distractions already. You’re damn right I’m a hero. Dude would’ve sustained more injuries if I hadn’t gotten there in time.