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im very broke

[broke-slenderman]

does anyone have any white blank sheets of paper. i ran out of money.

[broke-slenderman]

Fun fact №1 - the schools are empty

Fun fact№2 - there's a lot of paper in the schools

Fun fact№3 - the kids will be terrified if they see school papers in the forest

Just fun facts. No suggestions. I don't belong to the school anyway, so....

funny prank idea #6

[broke-slenderman]

I have... Five dollars? Does five dollars help? Possibly some change as well.

it does, thank you very much :)

[broke-slenderman]

i hope one of your employees steals your wallet

i hope the economy fucks you over

[broke-slenderman]

get your proxies a salary raise, that's why nobody works for you willingly

i live off 12 bucks an hour now. i give my proxies 6 bucks an hour. i am losing more money than i am getting.

[broke-slenderman]

slendy my dude, boss said that if you get caught on your phone in the middle of shift again, your salary will get cut by another 50%, atp you'll be forced to pay to work here

my boss knows that if he fires me he'll lose access to my awesome tentacles doing 3 employee's jobs at the same time so he won't do that.

[terriblepark]

Just thought of an idea where these three idiots are sent to kill Jason Voorhees from Friday The 13th by Slendy....

Better take your asses back to the woods, guys. ✌🏻🥀

I could see them escaping from Jason and outsmarting (possibly, Jason has shown to be very intelligent on his hunting grounds.) but killing him? Nah, they'd need Slendy for that, even then Jason will eventually come back.

[broke-slenderman]

me n jason are buds and go to the local pub every thursday, would never send my proxies to kill him

[pinacae]

Slenderman but he has humongous knockers that get in the way of everything he tries to do

[broke-slenderman]

would this give me more tips at my job at the wendys

[thed33r]

[broke-slenderman]

it tastes funny

[tobiaserinr0dger]

Set water on fire...

Set water...on fire...

Set...water...on...fire...

Toby.

HOW?

IM CRINE??

-Ticci(ngpuppy)

I-I DO-DONT K-KNOW I-IT JUST H-H-HAPPENED!!

[broke-slenderman]

my coworker tim did this once. he now sits as a cashier. in fact, he's banned from entering the kitchen

[broke-slenderman]

wtf is a taxation!!! we should abolish it and give lgbtq people rights as well

[the-jack-fr0m-the-box]

Jackie, as a fellow responsible tax-paying adult who definitely has a job and eats all his veggies, what's your opinion on the current state of the economy in the snail kingdom during their centuries long war with the slug empire? 🤔

- 🧸

As a TOTALLY responsible tax-paying clown who definitely understands economics and has NEVER done no wrong,,,, I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY THE SITUATION IS DIRE!!!!!

The snail kingdom has been struggling for CENTURIES under the burden of wartime lettuce inflation!!! : ^(((( A head of cabbage used to cost merely three pebbles!! Now nobody can afford a single salad anymore!! :^((

And don't even get me STARTED on the Slug Empire! THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE IS A DISASTER! Every military advance leaves a trail of slime, and the cleanup costs are horrendous! >: ^((

[mistlewhimsy]

@broke-slenderman broke slenderman is unfortunately a victim of this

[broke-slenderman]

i am.

[broke-slenderman]

I'll pay you to buy @sl33p-wh3n-im-d34d

@inject-infect-x

im pretty sure that one works for one of the other slendermen. if they dont mind late work payments i'll hire them

[broke-slenderman]

happy PRRRRIIIIIIDDDDEEEE

yes, happy pride month. all of you are welcome into my forest. just bring along cash please, unless you're using it to buy estrogen then i understand if you don't

[mizasthings]

I decided to watch the slenderman movie cause I was bored and shit and why tf is one of the girls pregnant in one of the scenes, like it's not even brought up again. The movie is just ass shit in general trailer was deff better

[broke-slenderman]

they got my weird cousin to play that movie, not me. I must say, I would do a much better job.

[tobiaserinr0dger]

It is here.

He

lp.

Hhuh? W-what??

[broke-slenderman]

the irs is here. im so scared.

[broke-slenderman]

im on break, right? vacation to spain if you're wondering, seeing spanishman, but i'm on break, and the only thing i can think of is, "damn, i'm not making money." so i got a job in spain now.