Buy me Pages

im very broke

[broke-slenderman]

does anyone have any white blank sheets of paper. i ran out of money.

[realest-slenderman]

Bro your pages are sogggyy what did you dooo

sometimes when I’m trying to carry a lot at once I hold some in my mouth

[aldertdc]

what mouth?

[realest-slenderman]

I have a mouth it's just not on my face

[aldertdc]

what a worrying answer thanks

[realest-slenderman]

you can’t see it but I’m smiling

[yourlocalbadgerscales]

WHAT is slenderman doing on tumblr dot com. get a job bro

[realest-slenderman]

get off my back i work from home

[broke-slenderman]

i have a job. at wendys. i get paid below the minimum average but if i complain they fire me. and i need the money.

[guilt-trippin]

Yo slenderman slime the reader of this post....

[broke-slenderman]

what if im the reader of this post. do i slime myself out?

[euphoric-elixir2]

just sicced slenderman on trump with @rig0rm0rtiss #3amactuvities

[broke-slenderman]

no need to pay. i do it for free.

[koyspond]

chat i dont know if this is a canon thing in Slendermans lore, but maybe he can afford the slenderman mansion and take care of all the other creepypastas because he actually owns the paper industry. like hes big paper and thats why he has so many goddamn notes

[broke-slenderman]

i fuckin wish.

[xx-princessgia-xx]

Slenderman after killing me because I kept drawing tentacle Yaoi on all the pages I was forced to make.

[broke-slenderman]

i need people to come into the forest so i can steal their wallet. they were just too busy staring at your pages though and i could never actually lure someone in.

[broke-slenderman]

Give me your pancreas and I’ll give you six dollars.

good deal. go ahead.

[broke-slenderman]

argentina forgot to pay the refs like i forgot to pay my bills.

[broke-slenderman]

they told me i have a chance at dead by daylight after all. it would make a ton of money, but the entity boss there seems kind of pushy on making me work 24 hour shifts. do i take it?

[broke-slenderman]

i worked a 12 hour shift. may my body heal and rest for the 3 hours of sleep before my 16 hour shift tomorrow.

[broke-slenderman]

i have been working nonstop for the past 10 days. and i still am not in consideration for the raise.

[toomanyfandomstoomanyhotmen]

Sigh I came on here to post my fanart onto my art blog and instead I see an anon death threating me okay whatever guys

[broke-slenderman]

they are jealous of the page drawing skills.

[broke-slenderman]

Should I send the king's men?

if all of them are loaded with the king's money yes please send them

[broke-slenderman]

sigh. im too broke.

[broke-slenderman]

i like this unbeatable game. i am, as you would call it, quavering it.

[broke-slenderman]

i cant wait for payday, honestly.

[broke-slenderman]

i went to a bingo event. it was free entry. i still managed to lose money.