Cellar Door

Some pretend place where bluebirds sing and there’s a whiskey spring

[kristina100000]

[ilyiwantusbothtoeatwell]

[yuutta]

💀💀💀

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCKING GETCH OU

[sliversoakley4]

[millenianthemums]

hey i was caramelizing your boyfriend and he uh. he stuck to the pan. yeah i didn’t deglaze it enough and he’s really burnt on there. i mean we can soak him for a while and see if we can scrape him up but i’m not optimistic. sorry.

[txttletale]

people will be like ‘i fucking hate wizardywizardposts.tumblr.com they wont shut up about magic’ abnd its like. what do you want out of this website. nobody made you follow the wizard blog with evil spells, powers, beams, etc. you are in direct control of the number of wizards on your dashboard at any given time

[wizardywizardposts]

bitches HATE my spells and beams

[mrjamborn]

Artist Zach Brunner illustrates the perfect scenes of gay domesticity !

[psilocervidae]

I like my men how I like my wine: full-bodied and with fruity undertones

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[wolftattoo]

[papasmoke]

Neighborhood kids didn't even touch the candy bowl but went hog wild on the pumpkin

[papasmoke]

My replies are filled with the most disrespectful youths, mocking me in my hour of mourning for my beautiful porch gourd with crass insinuations

[r0zeclawz]

im not mentally ill i just need to catch whoever the fuck keeps putting dirty dishes in my sink and kill them. and then ill get to function normally

[subspaceskater]

alice i have bad news :(

[r0zeclawz]

hey whats up

[subspaceskater]

BONE DEMON ATTACK!

[memewhore]

[maretriarch]

[testosteronefag]

[samatonin-deactivated20231101]

mmmmmmm