peel the avocado

michael clifford; reel me in stella! @ junkyardsnail

[birdnormal]

cats are small and you can pick them up

[cheaphalloweencostume]

but watch out

[dajo42]

“you can’t just respond to everything with finger guns”

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i zoned out a few years ago and never zoned back in

[junkyardsnail]

i still haven't gotten through all of criminal minds but i'm still gonna rewatch shameless for the 5th time

[1anonyymous1]

say no to feelings

[junkyardsnail]

hey i forget how to be a person sometimes

[thickness-protection-program]

Always in a constant state of "hmm maybe I wasn't as normal in that conversation as I thought I was"

[junkyardsnail]

i think i need to pay someone to keep up on my follows for me. fixing them once was enough

[spelldealer]

the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.

[delirious--mistakes]

if god didn't want me to bite people, why he give me teeth?

[junkyardsnail]

where is my vbucks?

i think they got lost in the mail

[junkyardsnail]

why did i think it'd be a good idea to play dbd of all games

[deanwinchesterapologist]

your abstract concept fucking bit me

[junkyardsnail]

who can i pay in v bucks to fix my follows

[fairycosmos]

i need safe warm cozy bed 18 hours a day thanks so much hope you understand

[teathattast]

[junkyardsnail]

you're not a real gamer until you play disney dreamlight valley