...Cause Nobody's Around When I Talk.

Name: Matt-Matt Age: 32 Rating: Awesome

[brokendowntimemachine]

Camera give away from FROKNOWSPHOTO.COM

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[youre-so-creeepy]

[iraffiruse]

[1000-life-hacks]

[megafaunas-deactivated20181204]

sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both also we don’t have enough jobs for you

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[thedeathecchi]

I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO

[dividebysix-deactivated20150203]

SUSAN HAVE YOU SEEN BRIAN HE HAS MY STAPLER.

[budacub]

SUSAN stop dancing. This is serious.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

HEY SUSAN I’M GOING TO GET SOME LUNCH YOU WANT ANYTHING?

SUSAN?

SUSAN STOP SCREAMING PLEASE

[itsreallystupid]

SUSAN MY COMPUTER CRASHED. I COULD REALLY USE YOUR HELP.

[spankzilla85]

SUSAN I FEEL WE NEED TO HAVE A DISCUSSION ABOUT YOUR RECENT TARDINESS IS EVERYTHING GOING OK AT HOME HOW IS RICHARD.

[coolaftbh-deactivated20190813]

SUSAN THE PRINTER IS DOING THE BEEPING THING AGAIN HOW DO I GET IT TO STOP?

[patternofdefiance]

SUSAN HELP THERE IS A HUMAN IN MY OFFICE WHAT DO I DO

[dxnar]

SUSAN I ASKED FOR DECAF COFFEE CAN’T YOU FOLLOW SIMPLE INSTRUCTIONS

[mayhem-is-hand-wash-only]

SUSAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO THROW YOUR PAPERS IN THE RECYCLING NOT THE TRASH. YOU EITHER HELP THE EARTH OR YOU GO EXTINCT, TRUST ME ON THIS.. 

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[pizzaotter]

I fucking lost it here

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[dreamjerky]

[not-clarice-starling]

I just wrote a huge as fuck post about how silly it is to thrust those trying to speak out for a worthy cause into a ‘white middle-class straight cis scum’ category. It had cited sources and genuine arguments. And I fucking lost it. Damn phone.

Probably for the best because this website likes to...

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[moarrrmagazine]

Whatever I’m Late Anyway Watch  - RieMark

[discoveringdavinci]

Anatomy sketches by Leonardo da Vinci. 

Leonardo used multiple sources to amalgamate his sketches. He would use bodies at different stages of dissection or decomposition and then combine them into a single sketch to show the various structures at once.

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[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

I see what the fuck yall are trying to do but spiders will NEVER be cute. All of them are nasty as hell and they need to die.

[excuse-my-charisma-blog]

[nezdaya]

THE JOKE IS REAL IVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE TO SEE THIS

[brokendowntimemachine]

Did you ask him 'why'?