sorry batman paperinik has taken over xx

* she/her * 20s * DC Comics * Fate/Stay Night * Kingdom Hearts * Duckverse * Barbie * Etc. * no fandoms match but I wouldn't have it any other way * happy to report the op 2 foot tall anthropomorphic duck with anger issues has taken over my life *

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[starhoodies]

[skipssketches]

happy pride month!

(notes + sketch under the cut!)

this was originally supposed to be something i'd do a barely recognisable doodle of just to make my friend laugh but i ended up spending *checks notes* 7 hours drawing it out for real and then another 3 hours doing digital colours and lettering so i could share it here in time for the start of pride month! thank you to all my friends who encouraged me to keep going even though the concept was unhinged <3.

it probably needed an extra panel of Realisation but i had committed to this layout by that point.

side note, I like that there are two readings - either Scrooge pays for donald's testosterone (in the same way that he "pays for" donald's house) or Duckburg/Calisota has labour laws that require him to give him some sort of health insurance (since he's his primary employer).

of course, ideally Duckburg would have free healthcare, but when there are 3 billionaires who regularly try to influence politics, there are bound to be some problems with that.

sketch:

[stormagedoom]

The 3 Caballeros Week Day 1: Music

[vane-ir]

Donald with a Little Hat is too cute 💕

[sedlex]

Here’s all the phooeys I can give (in chronological order for now, but when it’s all done I’m going to rearrange them in a fancier way)

[iaskrllydumbquestions-deactivat]

I LIKE HOW IT IS MOSTLY DONALD KSHSHSJS

[byjove]

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

[stealpeanutbutter]

i feel like i do 25% of what an average person does in a day and still it's too much

[monokuromatic]

Living in North America and being a Donaldist is suffering.

[calisotalatina]

[teaboot]

Me: Hey, I'm so-and-so, just calling because my brother ate here, and he ordered the clams? And I just wanted to give you a heads up that he's got really, really bad food poisoning.

Worker: We order everything fresh from a reliable source.

Me: That's great, I just wanted to let you know just in case.

Worker: Well it couldn't have been us, we follow a very strict procedure.

Me: ....Okay, yeah, I'm not looking for compensation or anything. It could have been something else. I just wanted to give you guys a heads up in case, I don't know, something happened in transit, or someone has the flu or something.

Worker: They don't. We don't do that.

Me: ......

Me: Okay well like I said, I'm not calling to complain, we're just covering our bases. Thanks though.

Worker: Okay. Have a good one.

Me: You too

*click*

Me to my brother: They say it wasn't them

My brother, still hunched over on his porcelain throne five hours deep into solo level grinding a toilet+bucket X2 combo breaker marathon for the title of King Shits, Lord and Ruler of the Bon Bon Von Püpenshittën Empire: it's fine

[teaboot]

The Kingdom is in good hands

[dailyhistoryposts]

The Original Rainbow Pride Flag (1978) by Gilbert Baker.

[my-dailydreams]

[lakemojave]

Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?

[lakemojave]

Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month

[lakemojave]

It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.

[horsefriend]

[putnamspuppeteer]

For those who don't know: Ikumi Nakamura is the woman who was senior artist on Bayonetta, and designed the titular character along with Hideki Kamiya. Their greatest moment of bonding was over their insistence that Bayonetta keep her glasses on at all times. Nakamura cannot go to horny jail. She is the warden.

[brookietf]

[catgirlforeskin]

Happy pride month to her and her exclusively

[seraphiminn]

she made a comic about the experience on twitter

[catboybiologist]

happy pride

[ikindamaybewanthertositonmyface]

An Update from back in October I'm surprised wasn't added to this post. lol

[sweettjrose]

Source:

[tealottie]

I KEEP FORGETTING TO POST THIS

Here's my Golditta propaganda, why ship them with Scrooge if you could just ship them together?

[finnglas]

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

[finnglas]

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

[finnglas]

oh no is this what we’re doing now

[finnglas]

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*