"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@brokenprincessofasgard-moved
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots
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//I’ve decided to change this from a side blog to a regular blog.
//I've decided to change this from a side blog to a regular blog.
I'm not sharing.
"No. It’s mine."
"I don't want it anyway."
I'm not sharing.
"Don't be rude."
"Put your trousers on!" ~brokenprincessofasgard
⚡️ “… Why should I?” ⚡️
⚡️ “… That is extremely rude.” ⚡️
"Would you like me to say it in a more polite way?"
Can’t Be Tamed - Miley Cyrus
"Put your trousers on!" ~brokenprincessofasgard
⚡️ “… Why should I?” ⚡️
⚡️ “You do not have to see all this. I am wearing underwear!” ⚡️
"I was talking about your legs. They are horrendous to look at.
Starters for the murder couples... {POSSIBLE TRIGGER WARNING}
"I thought I told you to kill him/her?"
"You have blood on your cheek."
"The prisoner is yours before the sun comes up."
"Please, can I kill them?"
"No! You can’t kill this one!"
"I need your help. The body’s too heavy."
"I don’t know why I stay with you?"
"Are you fucking stupid?!"
"Didn’t I tell you to take care of them?"
"Don’t worry. I’ll take care of it."
"God! You couldn’t have picked a skinnier person to kill?"
"I’ll get the mop!"
"I’ll get the saw."
"You know the drill."
"You lure them in and I’ll knock ‘em out."
"We kill people and then we fuck. It’s our thing."
"I lure them in and you knock ‘em out."
"Do I have blood on my face?"
"I thought you said you were going to clean up the mess?!"
"This is your mess, you clean it up."
"Let’s keep him/her for a few days."
"The cops are coming."
"They’re going to find out it’s us eventually."
"We’re like Bonnie and Clyde."
"I’ve been shot."
"It’s not bad! You’re gonna make it! You just gotta stay awake."
"Please don’t leave me."
"We’ll stick to our story."
"I’ll take the life in prison/death penalty. I won’t let you go to jail."
"You’re my Bonnie."
"I’m your Clyde."
"Was it worth it? All this blood?"
"Yeah. It was a good time."
"I’ll see ya on the other side."
Goddess In A Bikini || Open
"Take it off and I’ll tell you…"
"Ha! Not even in your dreams."
//I don't think he meant it that way, Loki!!!
Sentence Meme: It's Not Me, It's You
"Are you mine?"
"Do you get a little kick out of being slow-minded?"
"Fuck you!"
"He treats me with respect."
"How did I get here?"
"I cannot apologise enough."
"I could say that I'll always be here for you but that would be a lie."
"I don't know how I'm meant to feel anymore."
"I don't know what's right and what's real anymore."
"I don't want to be friends."
"I know it doesn't seem so fair."
"I never wanna see you again."
"I think you're really mean."
"I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds."
"I want to be rich and I want lots of money."
"I want to get to know you."
"I'd like to go to bed now."
"I'll always have feelings for you."
"I'll take my clothes off."
"I'm doing all that I can."
"I've never met a man who's made me feel quite so secure."
"It's all my fault. I'm sorry, you did absolutely nothing wrong."
"It's been weeks since I got laid."
"Let's just stay, I wanna lie in bed all day."
"Maybe I'm just overreacting."
"Maybe you're the one for me."
"No one wants your opinion."
"Now please can we leave?"
"Please can you stop calling?"
"Please take me away from this place."
"This just doesn't feel right."
"When we go up to bed, you're just no good."
"You always made it clear that you hated my friends."
"You always will be the taller and the prettier one."
"You and I have come to our end."
"You are my hero in disguise."
"You never make me scream."
"You're supposed to care."
"Your point of view is medieval."
//Loki's currently feeling a little bit too sexy, and I've lost what little control I've had of her tonight.
Goddess In A Bikini || Open
Near speechless as it was clearly shown by his face. “Wow but, isn’t it too cold, especially to be wearing something revealing as that?”
"I'm too hot to feel the cold." She winked flirtatiously before focusing her attention on how great she looked in the mirror.
//I changed my theme. Does anyone like it?
