CAOS Part 3: The Gay Moments
Ranked by a wonderful Madam Spellman Discord server, commented on by me.
Regardless of what you ship, this moment is glorious, beautiful and, most importantly, explicitly gay. They look so good together and this shot is everything. A classic.
no. 1–2 : Zelda with a shotgun
(The gif keeps crashing, sorry.) This is raw power. Also the hair. The danger. The emotional weight. The audacity. (As a European I’m obviously anti-gun but this is just too much. You might also say she went hunting soooo…)
no. 3–4 : Lilith rolling her eyes at heterosexuality
(There’s a better gif, I know). As you can see, not everything gay is horny. Sometimes gay means being tired with annoying teenagers before your very wlw eyes. Lilith is all of us.
It’s all about the hair people. What would we all be without Lilith’s hair? Sad, that’s what we would be, sad and depressed. Better not even imagine.
This scene alone could feed all the wlw for months. The elegance, the sophistication, the completely unnecessary amount of exposed skin? THE FREAKING LEG??? Miranda Otto just… did that.
no. 5–6 : praying to Lilith
In my opinion the most erotic moment for Madam Spellman we had so far. Magnificent, triumphant, exciting. A religious experience.
Nobody could have predicted this scene. It has been given to us by the lesbian goddess herself. This scene will cure everyone’s depression with its ethereal beauty, clear your skin and kiss you before you go to sleep.
Even if the whole show went to hell, Zelda Spellman’s hair could hold it together with the sheer force of those bouncy ginger waves. Sabrina could never.
no. 9 : Mary and Lilith together in one scene
Who wouldn’t be over the moon looking at two of Michelle Gomez, one definitely eyeing the other with those hungry blue eyes. Poetic cinema.
Zelda in a pantsuit, Zelda licking the spoon (sadly no close up), Zelda and Lilith facing off (wish it could have ended better), Lilith’s fingers, Zelda’s hands (look at the kiss gif, fools!), Zelda’s hips and shoulders (knees and toes we just love all of her, okay).
All in all, Part 3 has been good to us… in some ways.
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