@bluecanarry - Tumblr Blog

i'm your only friend (realizes that's statistically unlikely) i'm not your only friend (considers my positive qualities) but i'm a little glowing friend (suddenly gets cold feet) but really i'm not actually your friend (remembers to be confident in relationships) but i am

halondrus

cutecipher

can you put that thing on a leash?

halondrus

ok

pointnclick

oh you wanted chocolate atop your boston cream donut? too bad. that chocolate is for the paper bag you stupud bitch

billymayslesbian

imagining a universe where porn is a marketable genre so you have to deal with raycon ads while trying to jerk your shit

torchichate

You’re an easy slut, aren’t you kitten? Almost as easy as dinner with Hellofresh

butchbetty

this is a cinematic masterpiece

snototter

Pian Grande, Monti Sibillini National Park, Italy

by syssy70

horsesarecreatures

Irish Cobs

heateron

instagram.com/p/DKbyW2qM-c9

probuccalfat

Girl I was scrolling through your blog and I had to google "shane dawson" and "pewdiepie" back to back who are these people 😭

you might be the only pure soul left

sabertoothwalrus

pros of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day: feeling the sun, getting vitamin d, hearing birds chirping, watching the bees and the lizards and the squirrels

cons of eating your lunch outside on a nice spring day:

MY NAPKINS