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21 years old gemini Empathic asf

[the-greentext-guy]

[wafflebloggies]

aw i found the sequel!! ;U;

[10memes]

[maneth985]

awwwwww♥

[lovelylovelyartist]

This is the cutest shit ever everything else can go home

[shittynewyorkercartooncaptions]

The Cream of the Crap, 2017 

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[thebestpartofwakingup]

Change your fucking url OP

[suspend]

this game guesses when you lost your virginity and its on point

[humorqueen]

thinking of taking this even if i havent lost mine yet but im so scared to feel attacked by the result that will probably say “never”

[perforar-los-tacos]

This was right on the money for me 😲

[suchkindness]

I’m terrified they got it right

[likewithclouds879]

Dang that was cool

[siimpaaticoo]

I don’t like that this was right. What the heck

[deepfriedsodiumchloride-deactiv]

I was skeptical, but it was right.

[saint-lilium]

it was right…. I’m-

[deathcallsmedaddy]

Not right for me, still fun though. Said 15 lost it at 17

[notquiteabutterfly]

Super right. Massively terrifying

[kangaroobanditthethird]

How in the world…

[burpingmaninalifeboat]

YO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unadulteratedchaosworld]

this is pretty accurate? how?!!

[happy-go-lainey]

it was right for me. i’m kinda curious how cos those questions were so unrelated.

[franknkitty]

Painfully accurate

[rifki16]

never really rb the magic quiz blog. but this was accurate lol

[brokenteenagetears]

I don’t share these usually but wtf it got mine right

[roy-kent]

this cold open is a masterpiece

[giggle]

“It feels so right yet it seems so wrong to be with you.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[sad-rat-rotten-deactivated20220]

“She’s too tired to live,

Too afraid to die.”

— Daniel Saint

[esthete-god]

Everything

[ptsd-tiger]

internally: having a breakdown

externally:

[theseconstantdreams]

[little-cyes-2]

Over the years we've had a variety of odd pairs

We have a frog and a pig

a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman

a donkey and a dragon

a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn

these two

and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub

But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie

[humoristics]

[boatofbears-deactivated20240811]

I thought this was going to be educational…. it was

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

my voicemail: sorry, i’m healing :) don’t leave a message

[caroldanversenthusiast]

an icon, literally an icon

[darlingsterns]

i’m watching an art theft documentary and they’re interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they weren’t the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like “this is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, don’t say a word to anyone just nod if it’s the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a second” and then it cuts to the professor’s interview and he says “i wasn’t going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubens’s aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a little” and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like “i hadn’t taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldn’t leave” 

[darlingsterns]

at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said “isn’t this just the most beautiful rubens you’ve ever seen outside of a museum?” (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said “where on earth did you get it from?” and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like “inheritance” can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy you’ve brought in just to nod if it’s the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it

[h1king33k]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0B4Zm-Aa74Y&t=2613s

[drek-odradek-deactivated2022031]

omg BLESS YOU for the link and the time stamp that was as glorious as described by the OP

[carpe-noctvm-deactivated2025021]

“Character is much easier kept than recovered.”

— Thomas Paine, The American Crisis

[99centthoughts]

ADDS MORE SPARKLES AND COLOURS EVEN THOUGH NOONE ASKED FOR IT