[fuzzystims]

moon possum

[ispyspookymansion]

i love you cloudy skies i love you 60F/16C temperatures i love you cool winds i love you dewy grass i love you lake and oceanfront breezes i love you rain i love you light jacket weather i love you springtime i love you late fall i love you middle ground temperatures forever

[goofstep]

everytime there are nude breasts on the tv i unsheath my blade and use my lightspeed kata technique to expertly deflect the images before they can reach my eyes

[bisexual-lemon1]

How are you aware there are nude breasts on the television unless the light has hit your eyes

[that-house]

A true warrior is always aware of their surroundings

[trying-to-get-somewhere-real]

[valyaharkonnens]

[luisonte]

Gimli intensifies

[northerlygale-deactivated202307]

Okay but that six way splitter is actually genius

[boredpanda]

Meet Ladybeard, A Cross-Dressing Wrestler And Death Metal Singer From Australia

[prussian-birb-lord-deactivated2]

My new atheistic is crossdressing-heavy metal-weeb-wrestlers from Australia.

[fatale-distraction]

Ladybeard is everything

[lynneskysong]

Lady Beard’s posing game is strong.

[smiling-grouch-deactivated20241]

Y’all missing that he’s now in a new idol duo called Deadlift Lolita, and his partner is this absolute babe:

Reika Saiki is a bodybuilding model and professional wrestler as well.

Together they ate just ✋😙👌❤️

[thicc-waifu-deactivated20190623]

yall

[ulti-mal]

He is seriously the sweetest person in real life!!!! When I heard him in his panel, the Australian accent killed me in all the best ways xD

[emailclub]

[emailclub]

[yourfaveisagirlboss]

💖 the Queen and King from Chess are girlboss and malewife! 💖

[partywithponies]

[delmondo]

[caspercryptid]

I love memetic communication when it gets to the point of being incomprehensible because can you imagine showing someone this picture

And asking them what Greek god it represents

[book--wyrm]

#my favourite part is the people in the notes being like 'the god of children's hospitals' to be contrary#because the ball is Red#bc like. do. do they know what one of Apollo's areas of Being The God Of This Thing are?#healing and diseases#also he's like#the god of Youths#so like.yeah.#Apollo IS the god of children's hospitals actually Via @mothmammoth​

[nudityandnerdery]

[bucksangel]

this is immensely funny to me

[cheaphalloweencostume]

having a normal one on twitter

[valtsv]

tiktok necromancer: "i've received a few concerns lately about where i get my materials from, so i just want to assure you all that i always make sure my human remains are ethically and responsibly sourced, and all reanimation i do is 100% consensual :)"

[valtsv]

"UPDATE: so i'm sure you've all seen the callouts by now. okay, i admit it. i did rob a few graves and even kill some people to make the throne of bones in my living room, and the fingerbone crown i'm wearing right now. but i did all the intensive labor of desecrating burial sites and murdering civilians personally myself. and it's not like they were using their bones! it's eco friendly, like recycling! you're all just haters because you're jealous of my horrifyingly cool interior decor"

[wack-ashimself]

[prokopetz]

I honestly can’t even tell when I’m listening to a nightcore remix because I grew up with late 90s Europop and all the vocalists just sounded like that.

[crazy-brazilian]

[strawberrymilkshakeearrings]

[fihof]

i just wanna state since i used to work in the food court that when the old ceo heard jim talking about raising prices of hot dogs(bc he wanted to) the old ceo basically threatened his life over it so i wouldn’t worry about the hot dogs

[campyvillain]

cool that there’s a trans guy character in that new baymax series or whatever. idc it will never detract how funny it is to me that they thought a man saying “these are the type of pads i use for my period” wasn’t an obvious enough signifier of him being trans so they just. put him in a trans t shirt. like JUST. a tshirt. in case you missed that this is the trans character. this is the trans character guys. cant you tell by the Giant Trans Flag he’s wearing

[campyvillain]

like. isn’t this at least a little funny just on a conceptual level