Smack that plush rump.

Bro | M | 35 | Texas It's so easy to hide one's soul behind tinted glass. Even easier to pretend shit's just fine. In a world where a serious fuck up had a fucking baby dropped on his knee, pretending to be strong is a gamble between exposing weakness and giving in. Pesterchum: brokerumpMountain |Sburbless AU | Independent Bro RP blog | Any NSFW will be tagged as such.|

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slimefucker replied to your post: slimefucker liked your post: Man I wa...

i’m covered in oatmeal.

Incredible

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slimefucker liked your post: Man I want some company

Is that an offer

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(( I actually!!! Wanted to ask if anyone wanted to be my Dave. I was thinking Bro would probably have a Dave that's around 15-16, maybe 17? idk it feels weird for him to not have a Dave. Yodels. ))

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Man I want some company

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SLEEPING IS THE BEST PART THOUGH.

IN MY HONEST OPINION.

EH, I’VE BEEN PRETTY GOOD. LOUNGING AROUND AND PLAYING WITH MY NEW AXOLOTL BUT. NOTHING ELSE REALLY.

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Finally someone understands

Ain't no reason to like anythin' in life more'n sleep

Shit dude axolotls are cute as fuck, their gill things are cute

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*Southern accent* Fine equine phallus

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Reblog if your muse is a stuborn asshole

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I AIN'T FUCKIN' OLD!!!!!!!!!!

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*Southern accent* Fine equine phallus

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This cyan sparkling horse gif is a representation of you galloping your way into my heart.

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I'm feelin' like this is a bond that will never be broken

But the real question stands at if you've got an interest in fine equine phallus

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brokerumpmountain started following you

I am astoundingly popular tonight. Hi there.

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All I have to neigh is

HOWDY

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shurikentoss replied to your post: Let’s talk about fuckin’ horses

this could be interpreted two very different ways.

I meant it both

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Let's talk about fuckin' horses

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brokerumpmountain started following you

KINDA TIRED TO MAKE A GOOD GREATER BUT HEY WHATEVER WHY NOT.

NAMES KARKAT VANTAS, THIS IS MY SHITTY BLOG WHERE I POST STUPID SHIT NO ONE CARES ABOUT AND ALSO CATS. CATS ARE A THING ON THIS BLOG.

SO.

HOW’S YOUR DAY BEEN?

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Day What day I slept half the damn thing

What I didn't sleep was pretty a'ight though

You?

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no hetero…

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Too late

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I should eat that deep fried sausage covered in beer cheese but at the same damn time

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i stare directly into the camera like on the office. the camera stared back. both of us turn our concerned gazes towards you.

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Why so concerned