Watch the male lizard practice his new rhythms.

jules - he/him - est. 1998 - I like collecting records and exploring the cave of the unknown. art at @waxworks1992, rpg blog at @2evran

[thunderpibb]

[shirimoto]

栄養補給

[angelicguy]

i really like how he holds him here

[werewolf-transgenderism]

rip king, truly nobody was doing it for weird sci-fi and fantasy obsessed nerds like you 💔

[dogpuppy]

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

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[energyprison]

[flipchild]

Chegg you I won't do what you BibMe

[word-salad-yo-mama-jokes]

Yo mama so HEROIC, her arch enemy is the Evil One!

[punkitt-is-here]

i love that sakurai on two separate occasions has been like "what the fuck are those? i dont know. no one knows. they simply are"

[skeletalheartattack]

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[jabbaimond]

Oh 𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂! You didn’t tell me you had a beast in your home. You’ve got a little goggyee. Eh- BOGGY. A poopy dog. A buppy- a little 𝐹𝑈𝐶𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐺 ƊOƐGGУ. I’ve never seen a reell dog before! We only have Lego® Dogs on Lego® Island. 𝒪𝒽! Oh FUCK! Oh fuck nooo! This red bastard’s got teeth! Sharp teethh. He’s going to tear me into little Lego® pieces. I’ve never been so scared in my life! WHAT THE FUCK this is like a jumpscare from Five Fuckers at Uncle Festers. GET ME THE  𝔽𝕌ℂ𝕂  OUT OF HERE!

[bronskibeet]

Every time I tell my grandmother (hearing loss and dementia combo) what I do for a living (she does not know what IT is so at this point I have it narrowed down to "I work at an office, on a computer") she mostly just asks about the commute and if my boss is nice to me and the like. With time I am beginning to realize she thinks I work in like a secretarial pool from the 50s and I simply do not have the vocabulary or tenacity to correct her or keep correcting her

[cloevr]

[dear-ao3]

[ouroborosorder]

Shoutouts to the time I had a severe fever and took benedryl and wanted to listen to feel good inc but couldn’t remember the name. I think I was crying over this

[iwilleatyourenglish]

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[iwilleatyourenglish]

no. he doesn't use emojis. i'm not kidding when i say i have seen him use one once in two years. everyone was shocked.