[basileater]

People hate vegans more than almost any other group, both the right and left view us as uppity rich privileged people trying to tell everyone what to do and ruining the environment with the staple foods of our diet, which are obviously quinoa, agave and avocados. You wanna get in good with a right winger? The two of you can bond over how obnoxious and pushy vegans are

[theweight]

this orange was pregnant. Isn’t the world amazing

[fangorn-forest]

summer sufferers poll: would you rather have…

the ability to repel all bugs so they can’t touch/bite/sting you

the ability to always be at a comfortable temperature while outside

no chafing ever again

Remaining time: 5 days 15 hours

[ozempicofficial]

[phillip-bankss]

I'm sorry your parents named you Philip ☹ I could name you something better

[thememedaddy]

[epicsause-official]

fuck marry kill: sin cos tan

fuck sin, marry cos, kill tan

fuck sin, kill cos, marry tan

marry sin, fuck cos, kill tan

marry sin, kill cos, fuck tan

kill sin, fuck cos, marry tan

kill sin, marry cos, fuck tan

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

[cilantrhoes]

[gaybichon]

not even funny how true this is for me

[segamascott]

[junglejim4322]

My landlord pasted an ai generated ass eviction notice on my door because you have to cite a reason and he doesn’t have one so he just chopped that section out brother you cannot be serious

[junglejim4322]

Would you like the added layer that he did this right after I tested for mold in my house and it was quite literally in every room and he came here to check out the hole in my ceiling that he has left unrepaired for two years

[junglejim4322]

im gonna fight this in any way I can obviously but I want out of here as soon as possible I can’t get a new place until the end of this month but I do need to save for movers and a moving truck and a deposit. I also live with my mom who is severely disabled and I take care of which makes things more complicated. If you want to help my Cash App and Venmo are @ ishaanjs obviously nobody is obligated to give anything and thank you if you do

[funstyle]

The part of tumblr thats just fandoms for the monkees and csny and M*A*S*H*.... it's like we have our own old folks home

[64mpg]

youtube will be like help me out real quick have you heard of target or walmart and i will be like no never

[capacity2]

This made me yelp no one is gonna think that bro

[k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9]

During 9/11, many people took photos without fully grasping the scale of what was happening.

[pinene]

This is the most Gen X caption but omg these pictures are wild some things never change

[marticular]

i think about this a lot

[dogpuppy]

I wish I could have heard you sing this… I bet you have a beautiful voice