my robot misses you

vic / he/him / 25 a smart man with an inimitable sense of style. an average of 5.2 atrocities per act. terf/transmed types explicitly unwelcome. 💉 9/30/2020

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

my buddy says the craziest stuff when i make him plead for his life

[ambassadorquark]

I’m about to eat a bowl of berries and cream for dinner at 10pm…

[ambassadorquark]

#MYBERRIES #MYCREAM

[ambassadorquark]

I’m about to eat a bowl of berries and cream for dinner at 10pm…

[xinakwans]

to you he's a sex object to me he's a chronically ill white dog

[ambassadorquark]

despite only being one freaking page this BC update is making me so happy bc these 2 are my faves and i've just had to Imagine their friendship this whole time. but now we finally get to see them having an insanely dumb stoner conversation. although i have to say i was not anticipating that bobo would be horny for it

[threedollarsdotcom]

letd go eat parts of that guys car

[dogpuppy]

[ambassadorquark]

Embarrassed to admit I only learned today that the classic goth band Fields Of The Nephilim’s main thing was dressing like cowboys for no reason

[triviallytrue]

[ambassadorquark]

went through my google docs recently and apparently some years ago i went fucking insane and attempted to write several fanfics for [MEDIA REDACTED] that i forgot about completely. since i have zero memory of my experience writing them i was able to read them from the perspective of a stranger and if i'd ever finished them i feel like they'd be mostly pretty good. however i ahve noticed that my main drive to write fanfiction seems to be that i like to write loving descriptions of characters i have crushes on and basically nothing else

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[ashleyjowilliams-deactivated202]

am so obsessed with this little interaction in the comments of some buzzfeed article…like i dont know what this means but its literally love

[medievaljournalist]

did anyone else notice that they changed elfs. like elfs are different now

[packpack-killkill]

This young coyote was playing around in the dirt, digging and jumping around until he finally found the prize- a tissue or something 😂. It was almost dark, so a little challenging getting the shots. Los Angeles County, June 2026.

Coyote | Shannon Sommer

[cognitohazardous]

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

[akashicrecord]

me using my jailbroken wiimote to anally pleasure a man in kentucky 400 miles away

[akashicrecord]

Can somebody please @ emily blunt on twitter and show her this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next