The One That Goes Bee Boo Boo Bop, Boo Boo Beep

[klanced]

I just woke up why y’all yellin

[rory]

the b in ihob stands for burgers instead of Breakfast

[klanced]

im sorry what

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[slaveney]

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[theshitneyspears]

Me: I have NO idea what to wear tonight.

FBI Agent watching me through my webcam: Well let us see some options.

Me, shocked, but also wanting help:

[nosdrinker]

[bangs9-deactivated20130723]

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE I AM

[curioscurio]

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

[curioscurio]

he needs a paint job 

[curioscurio]

im physically nauseous 

[jaidefinichonv2]

[vibraniumacrylicpowder]

He just… accepted it. I’m cracking up.

[meanplastic]

[santas-clauze]

[santas-clauze]

[lotad]

[imagineguyfieri]

Imagine Guy Fieri as Gatsby, and calling you “Pulled Pork” instead of “Old Sport.”

[sister-stress-deactivated202311]

So we beat on, boats against the current, borne on ceaselessly into Flavortown

[bob-belcher]

[miridai]

[squided]

I sent this into a group chat once and a guy flipped out at how my sense of humor is horrible and kicked me out of the chat

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

[unclefather]

Good evening, Clarice

[kjhgefyjwdnwd-deactivated201301]

shopping carts in random places make me sad

there is nothing for you there friend

[residentevils-moved-deactivated]

when u accidently type me instead of my 

[endoshan]

accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

[fuck-you-im-australian]

accidentally typing olay instead of okay

[shiny-mimikyus-deactivated20170]

accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

[kuriyamababe-blog]

accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

[tquila-squared]

accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

[wontforgets]

accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

[dismalboii]

typing “hte” instead of “the” 

[vibinwitch]

typing “laso” instead of “also”

[cardassiansunrise]

typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

[wigglytuffer]

sorry i can’t go to school my earphones aren’t working