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breakthro

[alexander]

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

[her-minds-a-mess]

“And like the moon, we must go through phases of emptiness to feel full again.”

— Excerpt #148

[xxxtentacion]

“What is real will prosper.”

— xxxtentacion (via brookstaberaux)

[mochi]

[heliesstill-deactivated20211127]

same

[demigodxtonio]

[resonance-of-libra]

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

[jukaidream]

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

[thisisasinkingship]

I think I did it wrong

[comic-girl2234-deactivated20240]

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

[caprifreak]

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

[caprifreak]

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

[musinvenusian]

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

[riyerose]

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

[autumn-new-moon]

This has worked before, so why not again?

[sushinfood]

you can have more notes just please give me money

[evilsquirrel18]

*rolls dice* mama needs a new car.

[osakaxkobe]

[heathens-and-kings]

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”

[owawaaa]

a thing for one of my favorite posts on this site

[alwaysbewoke]

always reblog. no matter where i see it, i reblog it!

[prussianmemes]

ugandan television is an out of body experience

[amoisthobo]

Again

[bunlly]

[symbf-deactivated20190613]

abs are cancelled. we all about soft tummies now

[princecarlton]

[eb0shi]

[figma-deactivated20161222]

[demigodxtonio]

[psychotikos]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]