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alexander

subway employees when i tell them i want a sub:

her-minds-a-mess

“And like the moon, we must go through phases of emptiness to feel full again.”

— Excerpt #148

xxxtentacion

“What is real will prosper.”

— xxxtentacion (via brookstaberaux)

mochi

heliesstill-deactivated20211127

same

demigodxtonio

resonance-of-libra

This is the Lucky Ace. Reblog to recieve a wad of cash that is oddly specific to your current needs.

jukaidream

I reblogged this shit two days ago y’all… what kinda sorcery is this. Oddly specific too …. I’ll take it tho 🤯

thisisasinkingship

I think I did it wrong

comic-girl2234-deactivated20240

Uh I reblogged this like 3 days ago and I start my new job on Monday??? Like idk how you accidentally find a job but I did.

caprifreak

I need to get paid asap so pls ace help

caprifreak

I GOT PAID I GOT PAID!!!!!! MUCH MORE THAN I EXPECTED AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU ACE

musinvenusian

I legit have a specific amount i want in my head rn it better come true 😭

riyerose

I ALSO HAVE A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF MONEY I WOULD LIKE TO ACQUIRE, PLEASE HELP

autumn-new-moon

This has worked before, so why not again?

sushinfood

you can have more notes just please give me money

evilsquirrel18

*rolls dice* mama needs a new car.

osakaxkobe

heathens-and-kings

“I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses.

A wicked grin split across my face and the gates of Hell opened up behind me, releasing a gust of hot wind that whipped my apron around my body and forced the woman to shield her face. Demons came forth, dancing around in flames with songs of, “She wants to speak to a manager. Did you hear that? She wants to speak to a manager!” before erupting into earsplitting shrieks of laughter, none louder than my own cackling.

I took in the woman’s look of utter horror before my eyes rolled back into my head and I growled,

“I am the manager.”