Hannah

AKA: tired person who uploads art sometimes; eventually Broomstick Trails.

[broomsticktrails]

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Older Halloween art.

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[slow-riot-deactivated20200720]

Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil

[tramampoline]

its so wild like “this generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentials” and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies

[catparazzi]

at least our jeans won’t tear at the seams after two washes

[awfullydull-deactivated20170619]

FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER IT’S UTTERLY POINTLESS

AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT

DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DON’T EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* IT’S SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER

FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe

1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)

1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)

½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because it’s easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronner’s. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. That’s it. That’s the whole thing. Use maybe a ¼ cup per load.

[madsciences]

^^^ I’ve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent

[ghostoftwentysomethingspast]

WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!

[legallynonbinary]

Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.

Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.

Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.

Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)

Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.

[legallynonbinary]

I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesn’t come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesn’t need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.

[polar-academia-deactivated20230]

I love this post so much it’s filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one

[growingupgerudo]

June 2019 Patreon requests!  (top) Undyne and Susie from Undertale/Deltarune (second) OC Bossa Nova (third) Dungeons and Dragons OC Tempest

(fourth) Our dream Smash roster predictions with Shantae, Banjo-Kazooie and Lloyd Irving (Tales of Symphona) (fifth) Godzilla and King Ghidorah (also please talk to Junior about Kaiju on their personal blog, trashcadash PLEASE)  (sixth) @blue-admirality‘s Gan with Bayou the Castform, Bouquet the Tepig and her owner, Ganny (seventh) OC Hakai with Ghirahim  (eighth) @maldreathezora‘s Link vs. @stylincheetah‘s Ghirahim in @anewcalamity (bottom) Persephone and Hades from Lore Olympus (I don’t usually add color, but I felt it was necessary for their character designs!)

-Junior

Support us here! 

[amalasrosa]

Don’t be that guy

[positivedoodles]

[fucktonofanatomyreferences]

A glorious fuck-ton of perspective angle references (per request).

[From various sources.]

[z-raid]

Sources:

Perspectives Tutorial by DerSketchie

TUTO - male reference pose by the-evil-legacy

tuto - women ref poses by the-evil-legacy

Foreshortening Practice by Bambs79

How to Draw Manga vol. IV - Dressing You Characters in Casual Wear

HUMAN PROPORTION: SIMPLIFYING THE FIGURE USING GEOMETRIC FORM AND GESTURE by The Helpful Art Teacher

Basic comic interpretation - different camera angle by diaemyung

Foreshortening tips by scruffyronin

[betaruga]

There’s zero way I’m not reblogging this

[dorrismccomics]

[fem-usa]

I have never related to a comic so personally before 

[britterbee]

I laughed, then I made a gross sobbing sound.

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[supaslim]

Guys, let me tell you about orcas.

Orca whales are mean motherfuckers. They cruise the oceans with only two things in mind: one, having sex, and two, eating every poor fuck they find out there that’s smaller than them. They are such badass motherfuckers that even great white motherfucking sharks don’t dare fuck with them, which in my books, places them above the sperm whale as Biggest Badass of the Ocean. And why don’t sharks bother them, you may wonder? Because orcas fucking learned that if you flip a shark over they go into a sort of coma, so now they do it intentionally so they can eat the motherfucking sharks. Not only that, but orcas have also learned how to hunt sperm whales and motherfucking sea birds.

The orca whale lives in a matriarchal pod. Every pod has unique hunting methods and whatnot, which is passed down from parent to offspring- these scary fuckers have formed civilizations. And what do they do for fun, apart from hopping around on the water’s surface and grinning like crazy mofos? They hunt for fun, going so far as to tip over ice floes and beach themselves just for the thrill of killing.

Now, I know what you’re thinking. Orca whales are too damn cute and smiley looking to be heartless predators of the sea. Well, let me counter-argue with this photo:

THOSE ARE NOT THE TEETH OF A CREATURE THAT WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND.

[christophool]

Reblogging for excellent commentary.

[secretelaborateplan-deactivated]

Why has nobody mentioned what’s happening in the original gif?

This is how orcas hunt - or, it’s one of the ways they do. They have a ton of tricks and techniques they use to fuck up everything below them on the food chain, and that gif portrays my personal favorite.

Orcas will literally BEACH THEMSELVES to grab unsuspecting seals (or whatever else happens to be splashing around in the surf) and snarf them down like hot dogs. Yeah, that’s right. This is a 6-ton apex predator, crashing right out of the fucking water to snatch their prey right off the beach. Any other animal that size would get stuck there and die, but do you see that fucker? He fucking wriggles right back into the surf. An orca can get all the way up onto dry land and still manage to wiggle their way back into the water to fuck up more shit on another day. There is literally no other sea-dwelling creature of comparative size with that ability - most sea animals lack the muscular strength to move without enough water supporting their weight.

Orcas have also been known to eat moose. Yeah, that’s right. Fucking MOOSE.

You don’t fuck with orcas.

[cdlafere]

!!!

[christel-thoughts]

They should have left Willy’s ass where the fuck he was.

[unamusedsloth]

Baby goats aka kids are for everyone.

[shadedspriter-deactivated201812]

I don’t follow babygoatsandfriends because people I follow keep on reblogging them.

[babygoatsandfriends]

That is not a good reason.

[broomsticktrails]

Yes.

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Blurry wip pic! :D

[broomsticktrails]

You're not the boss of me! 

[fireflyskai-7]