Thoughts of a Madman

Yeah, there really is no rhyme or reason to this particular blog. I just see pictures, quotes, etc. that I like and post them. Follow if you like. I'll probably do the same if your blog's interesting to me. Please don't be underage though, because I don't want that Hansen guy hitting me up.

[chelseawoosh]

[dirtyriver]

"In hindsight, I might have gone a little dark on that last one."

[butchstrahd]

Quite possibly THE funniest way to frame a former president being deemed a criminal in court

[clockmocker]

[thedankmemes]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[calvinandhobbescomic]

[marithlizard]

It’s weird to think this comic predates the rise of Internet spam, though otherwise it reads like it could’ve been drawn yesterday.

[impormable]

I've been thinking about the phrase "verbing weirds language" for nearly 30 years

[trashboat]

hobbes in the last panel deconstructing twitter decades before it’s invention

[zukana13731]

Casually adding "Well, I'm phasing" to my lexicon.

[tackminyard]

this is genuinely the FUNNIEST thing i’ve seen all day

[blackmules-deactivated20200205]

me, a hopeless romantic buffoon waking up every day: maybe just maybe i’ll encounter romance today…

[screenshotsofdespair]

[sixpenceee]

Whale powering up to the surface and breaching

[luvnaught]

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

[terribleteej]

Whales are scary fast!

[thelonelywhale]

Look at this little baby go!

[bunjywunjy]

Humpback whales look all slow and majestic riiight up to the point where they decide they need to be somewhere else like, immediately

[gallusrostromegalus]

I remember an article that interveiwed a National Geographic photographer and he said the most terrifying shoot for him was one where they were getting pictures of humpbacks feeding on schools of fish.

“Its the size and speed of a freight train and you’d never know if one was coming at you becuase underwater they don’t make a damn sound.”

[bunjywunjy]

National Geographic photographers are a breed above

[ultimate-whovian]

[signedcentaur-deactivated201903]

Open the door

Get on the floor

[vardaelcntari]

Roses are red

Gandalf wears lace

[unfortunately-awake]

[smthgavengersassemble]

[amethystkrystal]

That’s it, that’s his character

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[firedrill]

bug: hi

me: Aren’t You Supposed To Be Dead.

[smilingstark]

ok but imagine peter not caring about his secret identity anymore and not making any effort to conceal it yet absolutely no one finds out he’s spiderman. peter wears the suit under his pants and a jacket but literally no one notices. he only gets a ‘cool shirt dude’ from a student he doesnt know. he does the iconic spiderman shooting-webs-from-his-hands pose in every single picture. no one says a word. he enters the classroom through the window. just as him, not spiderman. the classroom is on the second floor. no one cares.

[las-lus]

Sounds like college

[ultralaser]

“man that peter guy really likes spider man, i hope he gets to meet him someday”

[supercumrat64]

h-hewwo... this is your cute wittle piwot speaking...

the time is 7:45, it’s a beautiful septembew mowning, and we’re cleared fow take off to wos angewes.

[supercumrat64]

h-hey… this is youw piwot again….

a minow change of pwans… we’re going to new york! (´･ω･`)

[ultimateanimatormitarai-blog]

Hewwo! Do take cwiticism on youw pwosts (´･ω･`)?

[supercumrat64]

i would sooner die, you babyfaced mackerel of a man