[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[virgocity]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[babe-ruthless87]

I’m doubling right now and I work at a bar so here’s to having a good night

[selfdefeatingprophet]

CMON BB!

[otherwindow]

Hi my name is Elizabeth Caledonia Calamity Ashe and I have long ash white hair (that’s how I got my name) with paper lashes and red lips and glowing red eyes like limpid blood and a lot of people tell me I look like Amelie Lacroix (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!)

[catchymemes]

[sketchydrawer]

[lilnightwing]

[letmebegaytodd]

Caesar, muttering to himself: They call me caesar cause I be dressin’

Courier, hiding in the shadows and about to assassinate him:

[letmebegaytodd]

I don’t want to put this person on blast cause this is literally the funniest thing you could’ve tagged this as

[novaxine-deactivated20240629]

[cungadero]

TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE SUBATOMIC PENETRATION RAPID FIRE THROUGH YOUR SKULL HOW I SHOT IT ON ONE TAKING IT BACK TO THE DAYS OF TRYING TO LOSE CONTROL SWERVING IN A BLAZE OF FIRE RAGING THROUGH MY BONES OH SHIT I’M FEELIN IT TAKYOOON HELL YEAH FUCK YEAH I FEEL LIKE KILLIN IT TAKYOOON

[cungadero]

[atomicbombing]

[theocseason4]

Legend

[solvatochrome]

THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES

IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING

JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE

please

[theskiesabovelife]

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

[solvatochrome]

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

[metal-gear-zeke]

I love this post because they said (Vegan) like its a fallout skill check

[harmonicstupidity]

[marsapartment]

I’m HOLLERING, CLARK!

“If you would be so kind as to h*cking Perish”

[jormundgandr]

That’s the face of a man that could turn his opponents hand into strawberry jam, but he’s not listening to that part even though it’s really convincing

[worldoffizz]

That face says “Is that all you have, my good bitch?”

[badlydrawngangstar]

This man was at the fucking supermarket and I swear to god I almost choked when i saw him

—

That’s the face of a man who was very concerned, because he lost his grandson in the supermarket while an enemy stand was close by.

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

that thing about how removing the middle 2 panels of a cad comic makes it funnier is true 

[zonecassette]

holy shit

[severalowls]

I can’t even imagine what meaningless filler went into panels 2-3.

[newtypenea]

oh my god these are actually funny

[baishujinkou]

[moonkitty]

this is 100% true and once you remove the horrible filler bullshit its comedy gold

[izzyhill]

[zaminoo]

I didn’t even let him speak before I shot that fatbot at his head, it was on sight

[pentecost]

i saw this painting at mount vernon and almost started crying

[drewbern]

You cropped out the best part

“check this shit out mang”

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

If they made Terminator 2 in 2018 John Connor would teach the T-800 to make bofa jokes

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

“ No, no, no, no. You gotta listen to the way people talk. You don’t say “affirmative,” or some shit like that. You say ‘big mood.’ And if someone comes on to you with an attitude you say ‘then perish’“

“And if you want to shine them on it’s ‘’begone thot"

“Begone, thot“

“Yeah, or ‘pee your pants’. And if someone gets upset you say, ‘stay in your lane’! Or you can do combinations.”

“Perish, thot.“

“That’s great! See, you’re getting it!”

“Big mood“

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

He dabs as he sinks into the lava at the end

[dannyegan]