#broshelpingbros

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Quinn: Besides that we won't spend any time together anymore, because I broke up with him, fine.

Quinn: Oops, forgot to mention that too.

Sam: Well...we still shouldn't live together anymore.

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Quinn: Fine.

Quinn: I see how it is.

Quinn: Do whatever you want.

Quinn: I'm over it.

Quinn: If you can't see how much I love my daughter, then yeah, you're right, maybe the two of you should just move out.

Sam: Fine.

Sam: I'll get started on the paperwork next week. Then you can spend all your time with your douchebag.

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Quinn: I'm sorry for not having eyes on my back? Or eyes in the room when I'm not in it?

Quinn: That is what nanny's are for???

Quinn: Do I have to remind you that I spend most of my time at school, and yes, ofcourse I want to have time to work on my relationship too.

Quinn: Fine, I'll spend Christmas Eve at home.

Quinn: Jesus.

Sam: Nannies are there to take care of your kids when you're AT WORK or SCHOOL. Not to raise them for you. They aren't there so you can fuck your douchebag boyfriend. Not to mention our nanny is costing me a fortune on top of your schooling and we're BARELY making it as it is.

Sam: Maybe Beth and I should just move out. Then you can spend every moment with Steve.

Sam: If spending Christmas Eve with your daughter is such a chore, don't bother. I'll just fly her back to Tennessee to be with my parents.

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Quinn: How was I supposed to know how 'horrible' he is to you guys when everyone kind of failed to tell me until yesterday?

Quinn: Wow.

Quinn: We all know I would choose you and Beth over any guy , any day.

Sam: If you can't see it on your own...you're not as smart as I thought you were Quinn.

Sam: Would you? You haven't been home in days. AND I WORK. You've left Beth with her nanny ALL WEEK. How is that fucking fair? I told you I work Christmas Eve and instead of spending it with her, you're staying at Steve's.

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Quinn: Did/do you know about what's going on between Steve and Beth?

Quinn: Sebastian just told me he hasn't been nice to her.

Quinn: And turns out she tells Sebastian a lot, and she also told him she doesn't like Steve at all.

Quinn: How come I only found out about this just now?

Quinn: Why does our kid trust my best friend more than she trusts me?

Quinn: Why didn't I know??????

Sam: Honestly Quinn?

Sam: I think at this point she trusts anyone more than you...

Sam: You brought someone into our lives that is a horrible person. And when people tell you, you don't listen. Because you're into him.

Sam: You're not letting yourself see what an asshole he is.

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smythebastian:

Really? Shit, dude, I’m sorry. Yeah, I don’t know why you’d date a mother if you hate kids…

It’s fine. Bad timing, obviously. Well....Quinn’s...beautiful. So I see why. Still...

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smythebastian:

I doubt that’s true. Not based on the way she talks about it, at least. I hope him making her happy is worth ruining her relationships with everyone she cared about.

I was gonna ask her to marry me this Christmas. Before she brought him home... Yeah...I guess. He’s not nice to Beth. That’s what bothers me most.

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smythebastian:

I’m just hoping she gets her head out of her ass soon. His dick can’t be that great.

Better than mine apparently. He makes her happy I guess...so if she’s happy...there’s not much I can do about it.

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smythebastian:

She chose her homophobic boyfriend over me.

I just can’t be around her until she’s done with him.

Yeah...she chose him over me too. And I have to live with my ex-girlfriend and my daughter, and watch her date a guy who mistreats everyone Quinn says she loves...

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smythebastian:

Well, seeing as she and I are no longer friends, that might help clear up some of the space on her busy calendar.

Why? What happened?

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smythebastian:

Gross.

I wouldn’t mind it as much if it wasn’t cutting into family time...

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smythebastian:

Ah, of course, I should have guessed.

Yeah, little munchkin. Quinn was supposed to do half the list but...she’s been preoccupied lately.

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smythebastian:

Amazon, dude. Always use Amazon.

I’ll keep that in mind for next year. But some of Beth’s things were put on her list last minute so I had to scramble.

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I’m officially done my Christmas shopping. Going to the mall last night was probably the scariest thing I’ve ever done. And I’m a New York City cop.

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Quinn: I don't think I'll be able to convince Sebastian to come over.

Sam: Just telling Blaine's coming....and dressing up as Santa...'for Beth'.

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Quinn: How about this; I spend Christmas Eve with Steve, Christmas morning with you and Beth, and if Sam and Blaine want to come over they can in the evening?

Sam: Sure, Quinn. That works.

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Quinn: Yeah, like one big family.

Quinn: Oh, well...

Quinn: [unsent] Spending it with you and Beth would make me happiest.

Quinn: Guess I'll invite him over then...

Sam: But we should spend Christmas morning with just us three. Like we do every year.

Sam: Beth's used to it.

Sam: It's not good to confuse her.

Sam: I work Christmas Eve.