In Memoriam: The Degrassi Black Hole
Notable storylines: not having a last name, having a urine fight with Dave Turner, crying because Johnny cut his hair
Possible reason for disappearance: moved to Toronto University with Johnny, currently lives under Johnny’s bed feeding on stale, dried, ramen noodles. Still lives there even though Johnny has likely graduated by now.
Notable storylines: being friends with Danny, being perverted with Danny, then not being friends with Danny, beating up Jane for being a girl
Possible reason for disappearance: got arrested for sexual misconduct or attempted sexual assault, as he got dragged into the cell he started sobbing about “Double D”
Notable storylines: existed, kinda, possibly was an imaginary friend to both Mia and Anya, told Holly J about Mia having modeling orgies. also tried convincing people that Pete wentz sang her to sleep
Possible reason for disappearance: I think she existed as an imaginary entity in Degrassi who only appears when others need a friend. Notice how she disappeared when Mia made new friends and disappeared when Anya and Holly J because bestest friends forever again?
Notable storylines: dated Toby, played hockey I think, was Spinner’s sister who was adopted from China
Possible reason for disappearance: went back to China because she realized Canada was shitty
Notable storylines: not liking being a nerd with Connor and Wesley, pursuing Alli, not wanting to mack on Tristan, finally dating Alli, getting peed on by Bruce, getting peed on by Adam (this boy keeps getting peed on, I bet Alli peed on him too)
Possible reason for disappearance: Adam came back as a ghost and dragged Dave over to the afterlife so they could continue making “mano a mano” podcasts from beyond the grave
Notable storylines: painted, dated Holly J
Possible reason for disappearance: Holly J broke up with him and consumed his body like a black widow spider
Notable storylines: drove without a license, dated a girl who had a pogo stick fetish
Possible reason for disappearance: his uncle turned him into a guinea pig for a science experiment and couldn’t turn him back.
Notable storylines: was a hot teacher, dated a student
Possible reason for disappearance: the school found out she DATED A STUDENT and finally fired her
Notable storylines: dressed like a grandmother, dated Imogen, sent titty pics to boys for money, clearly spent way too much time on Tumblr, was made out to be the bad guy simply because she and Imogen liked different things and therefore we’re supposed to hate Jack
Possible reason for disappearance: probably graduated, but since she wasn’t dating Imogen nobody gave a shit
Notable storylines: dated Emma, almost liked Liberty, called Sean “Slim Shady” which was awesome, wore a shitload of denim, even more than Sean did in season one
Possible reason for disappearance: a teen rave burned down with Chris inside the venue RIP Chris
Notable storylines: was a bully, yeah, but was also relentlessly bullied and annoyed by Eli, Adam, and Clare and when he finally snapped and tried to scare Eli into leaving him alone he got the fuck arrested, came back as a bible thumper, may have liked Clare
Possible reason for disappearance: joined a seminary probably
Julian (Apparently his last name was Williams)
Notable storylines: NOTHING he was just some kid on the football team who was also friends with Dave and called him a narc
Possible reason for disappearance: probably was murdered by Dave because Dave thought killing him would give him the gift of height
Keisha (she was blackholed so fast that they didn’t even give her a last name)
Notable storylines: being friends with Zoe, wanted to wear a bra and only a bra to school despite being fourteen years old
Possible reason for disappearance: Zoe killed her because this was pre-redemption Zoe and pre-redemption Zoe was the goddamn devil
Notable storylines: being poor with Zig, suggesting Zig give Tori mothballs as a present, tricking Zig into hitting on their French teacher (enchante), randomly being a gangbanger, getting shot by Vince (what the fuck Vince why do you keep trying to murder 15 year olds, you’re like 30)
Possible reason for disappearance: Zig went to get that burger with him and Damon ate his pickles and Zig, in a fit of rage, murdered him
Notable storylines: having a crush on Hunter and his impossibly large hands (Arlene’s a pervert), arguing with Hunter over comic book art
Possible reason for disappearance: Hunter tried pleasing her with his impossibly large hands but wound up murdering her instead. Or he shot her because this is Hunter we’re talking about here
Notable storylines: being Emma’s cute neighbor, catching Emma when she decorates the tree outside his house with feminine hygiene products, is embarrassed by Manny at the dance
Possible reason for disappearance: he’s Asian, and this is Degrassi. No explanation needed (see Mason comma Kendra, Chang comma Leia, Chu comma Winston). But for the sake of fun… idk, Emma murdered him with a giant tampon because why the fuck not
Notable storylines: using a wheelchair at Degrassi before Jimmy made it cool, being friends with Kendra, getting second place in the science fair for a project about wolves, which was probably super cool because wolves are pretty cool. however, she also used the line “the wolf is our friend” which means she was probably a furry.
Possible reason for disappearance: got expelled for wearing a fursuit to Degrassi
