Brown-Bat/Noah Irons

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Everybody always talks about "oh, who's the hottest bat?" It's Black-Bat, I'm definitely not biased in any way, shape, or form, it's Black-Bat like damn, she's hot.

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With the Post-Thanksgiving Zesti crisis in Gotham, I've come to realize where did normal methods for instant energy go. Like, I get half of it is probably spiked/tainted with something, but like do we not eat granola bars anymore?

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Did all my shopping after Black Friday and got everybody's Christmas gifts, It isn't hard to get gifts for this family and I'll happily take not being able to get a few things over dying to some random crazed (probably on Joker Venom) shopper.

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"I asked ChatGPT" OK well I ran it through the Bat Computer and it looks like Mr. Freeze is hiding out in the abandoned ice cream factory.

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THATS WHAT IM SAYIN!

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So I get done eating Thanksgiving Dinner at the Manor, right?

Go out for patrol, nothing out of the ordinary, surprise surprise, Condiment King shows up, so I go to stop him, and when I get there, he shoots me with CRANBERRY SAUCE and HOT CHOCOLATE. YOU'RE TELLING ME GOTHAM'S VILLAINY DIDN'T EVEN WAIT TILL THE NIGHT WAS OVER!?

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PSA when fighting Clayface, do not get sucked in, or you will be cleaning clay out of your suit joints for 3 days straight.

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Freeze genuinely makes this city so cold sometimes it's hard to feel bad for him

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Apollo and Alfred just fought over a piece of Candy Corn from Alfred's Halloween remains, Damian is going to fucking kill me

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My sister just threatened that the Spoiler would jump into my apartment at exactly 2:48 AM that night, asking for marshmallows, and lo and behold, she did. I don't know if I should be more concerned about my sister or Spoiler

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Gotta love having a nice day of classes at GCU and you almost forget you're in Gotham till you hear an explosion from 5 blocks out and the entirety of the campus goes into lockdown

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Steph and I are going to the Cheesecake Factory during patrol hours. Don't let anybody else know.

Cass found out :(

Nevermind she just wants to get some too guys we're chill.

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Cassandra Cain likes her dates lowkey.

Do not offer to take her to some really nice restaurant, do not offer to get a really scenic view of Gotham All Cassandra Cain wants on a date is to chill in the Batcave and watch Swan Lake and Battle-Bots if you offer it while snuggling